The Fat Football Team

Discussion in 'Football Discussion' started by Solsec, Apr 24, 2007.

  1. Solsec

    Solsec DYC Youth Team

    Can you name a fat football team? Can anyone improve on this?

    Manager - Has to be big Martin Jol
    Asst Managers - Sam Allardyce and Sammy Lee

    GK Paul Robinson
    DF Sol Campbell
    DF Ben Haim
    DF Dunne
    DF Bramble
    MF McCann
    MF Frank Lampard
    MF Carlos Tevez
    MF Campo
    Str Ronaldo (AC Milan)
    Str Mark Viduka

    Subs
    Yakubu
    Mido
    Rooney (why are all the fatboys strikers??)
    Hasselbaink (see what I mean?)
    Fowler
    Crouch :-)
     
  2. dycdan

    dycdan DYC please wait...

    You forgot to mention the fattest of the all, Diego 'excess' Maradonna!
     
  3. Oranje

    Oranje DYC *********

  4. twofivefive

    twofivefive DYC Boro for FA Cup 2008.

    <div class="quote_poster">Oranje Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Lol how bout this dynamic young go-getter...

    http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/fat_fb_player.jpg</div>

    Is that real?! I can't believe the coach picks people like that.

    Amazingly, three of the strikers there have played for Boro, and I agree with all three being on this team, even when they're decent.
     
  5. chopper

    chopper DYC GUNNNERS TILLL I DIEEEEE

    lol thats a good team
     
  6. Big Aaron

    Big Aaron DYC Working Class Hero

    John Hartson anyone?
     
  7. Diamond Dust

    Diamond Dust DYC Sent Off

    David Dunn!? [​IMG]
     
  8. Lennon 18

    Lennon 18 DYC Key Squad player

    Big Bad John Hartson.
     
  9. DragonSlayer

    DragonSlayer DYC Squad Backup player

    yo man you forgot to put yorke in there
     
  10. Lennon 18

    Lennon 18 DYC Key Squad player

    And also Crouch fat? I hope you joking...
     
  11. DragonSlayer

    DragonSlayer DYC Squad Backup player

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Rooney (why are all the fatboys strikers??)</div>

    not all strikers are fat, look at adriano, eto'o, and crespo they ain't fat and they are strikers.
     
  12. bbwMax

    bbwMax Member

    think it was a joke dragonslayer.

    phew no current Arsenal players[​IMG][​IMG]
     
  13. Y2Kyle

    Y2Kyle DYC This is Anfield

    <div class="quote_poster">DragonSlayer Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">not all strikers are fat, look at adriano, eto'o, and crespo they ain't fat and they are strikers.</div>


    He wasn't being literal. He just meant the majority. The the answer is probably because they need strength.
     
  14. C.Ronaldo

    C.Ronaldo Key Squad player

    I think DragonSlayer is joking...Adriano and Crespo are fat, well not really fat but fatter than others.
     
  15. Y2Kyle

    Y2Kyle DYC This is Anfield

    DragonSlayer joking?, i didn't know little fucktards like him could joke.
     
  16. incandecio

    incandecio DYC Reading for Europe

    he wasnt saying dragonslayer was joking, he ws saying tat the original quote was a joke to dragon slayer.

    and dragonslayer he wasnt saying all strikers are fat but sayingthat its really easy to think of the strikers when thinking of fat, because there ae more fat strikers than mid/def/gk
     
  17. Wolf

    Wolf Sig and Avatar made by me

    you'd think Goalies would be the fattest just having to stand in the same area for 90 mins, instead of running all over the pitch.
     

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