Alan Ball's funeral (joke)

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Big Aaron, Apr 27, 2007.

  1. Big Aaron

    Big Aaron DYC Working Class Hero

    David Beckham has been asked to take care of Alan Ball's funeral arrangements. When asked by the press how he feels he qualifies for this important role, he replied:

    "Because I'm a dead Ball specialist"
     
  2. Oranje

    Oranje DYC *********

    <div class="quote_poster">soilborn Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">David Beckham has been asked to take care of Alan Ball's funeral arrangements. When asked by the press how he feels he qualifies for this important role, he replied:

    "Because I'm a dead Ball specialist"</div>

    Lol, its probably a bit too soon
     
  3. Big Aaron

    Big Aaron DYC Working Class Hero

    It's never too soon.
     
  4. bbwMax

    bbwMax Member

    bit harsh but still pretty funny[​IMG]
     
  5. bringiton

    bringiton Theatre of Reality

    Andy Johnson as been banned from his funeral.
    Just incase he dives in the box.
     
  6. Wolf

    Wolf Sig and Avatar made by me

    heh, both jokes are funny
     
  7. Flight643

    Flight643 DYC *********

    sick bastards, honestly, grow the fuck up. The guy isnt dead a week and your making jokes. get a fucking life
     
  8. Y2Kyle

    Y2Kyle DYC This is Anfield

    Flight stop trolling.
     
  9. incandecio

    incandecio DYC Reading for Europe

    chill your beans, if its allowed in a few months then why not now? any joke can be seen as unnecisary by some people and as the saying goes, you can never please all the people all of the time.

    btw the andy johnson joke was very lol
     
  10. Wolf

    Wolf Sig and Avatar made by me

    yeh, andy johnson was easily the funnier of the 2 [​IMG]
     
  11. Flight643

    Flight643 DYC *********

    Obviously people have no respect for the dead if they make jokes already. your pathetic
     
  12. Lennon 18

    Lennon 18 DYC Key Squad player

    Its sick but I found it funny.
     
  13. bringiton

    bringiton Theatre of Reality

    The Andy Johnson 1 isn't really a slur on Alan Ball. Its actually taking the piss out of AJ's diving. It could of been said about anyone. Eg Andy Johnson can't attend his friends funeral incase he dives in the box.
    Is that better flight.
    By the way if you want to call people for taking the piss i think your comments on a certain subject pathetic. If you don't actually know the facts on a certain subject ,you shouldn't really comment on them and try to tell people who was actually there that they was wrong. Should you?
     
  14. DragonSlayer

    DragonSlayer DYC Squad Backup player

    <div class="quote_poster">Flight643 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">sick bastards, honestly, grow the fuck up. The guy isnt dead a week and your making jokes. get a fucking life</div>

    i made a steve irwin joke the day when he died.....

    steve irwin was given a interveiw just before he went diving with the stingrays, and they said do you like thunderbirds, and steve replied,' no but i like stingray, and started to humm the stingray theme tune'.

    for all who don't know stingray was a shitter version of thunderbirds, on sky one in 2002. and in the 1970's.
     
  15. Y2Kyle

    Y2Kyle DYC This is Anfield

    Flight your a pussy trying to make yourself look mature. But your just going off calling us pathetic and stuff. Grow up.
     
  16. Flight643

    Flight643 DYC *********

    Kyle go back to your fucking gay wrestling forums you prick.
     
  17. Y2Kyle

    Y2Kyle DYC This is Anfield

    Awww, poor baby. Shut up, no one cares about your pathetic opinion.
     
  18. C.Ronaldo

    C.Ronaldo Key Squad player

    Kyle all your posts are really stupid and your aim is to piss someone off every time so you should stay out and go back to your wrestling forums.
     
  19. bbwMax

    bbwMax Member

    <div class="quote_poster">C.Ronaldo Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Kyle all your posts are really stupid and your aim is to piss someone off every time so you should stay out and go back to your wrestling forums.</div>

    Max claps and applauds.

    Kyle go back to www.wrestleanalsite.com
     
  20. Y2Kyle

    Y2Kyle DYC This is Anfield

    <div class="quote_poster">C.Ronaldo Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Kyle all your posts are really stupid and your aim is to piss someone off every time so you should stay out and go back to your wrestling forums.</div>

    Aww is someone pissed off because i blocked them on MSN, hahahahahaahah.
     

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