then he thought nah he'd miss that one out, Oranje and Echo were still on max's tail untill max found a brand new Lamborghini Murcialago and drove off into the sunset. Oranje was so pissed off he cooked Echo and had him for tea with some....
<div class="quote_poster">Max Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">then he thought nah he'd miss that one out, Oranje and Echo were still on max's tail untill max found a brand new Lamborghini Murcialago and drove off into the sunset. Oranje was so pissed off he cooked Echo and had him for tea with some....</div> Anal loving, after a 3 hour sweat session they both put there clothes on and headed out the door for the....
They played footy but because they were celtic they just hoofed the ball and prayed. Echo with i amazing aussie skills skinned everyone ran back to his own goal and curled it straight into the top corner, Lennon was sooo pissed off by his teams crapness he decided to.....
Ambulance for Lennon because Max wasn't affected by the knife as he is made of steel, The ambulance arrived and they saw Lennon had a Lamp post(?) Inserted up his....
nostril.. max laughed and so did the ambos as lennon ran around the street crying with a lamp post up his nose...
jose mourinho, who, being to dim witted, did not dodge the oncoming lamp post. dazed and bloodied, mourinho called out for help. to his surprise, a passer by came along named beggsy, "help me" mourinho said. beggsy laughed and walked off. mourinho lay there, bleeding profusely...
When The Dead Asian Pimp Oranje passed him and gave him a pound for a bus to the hospital. Mourinho was very happy and decided he was going to save up for a new player as chelsea aren't giving him any funds( ) Then when Mourinho reached the hospital he was surprised because....
He saw Abramovich dying !! Abramovich didn't know what to do with his money and properties so he decided to give all of the to Mourinho (Including Chelsea).....
Mourinho being the arrogant prick he is didn't want it so Roamn gave it to the next guy walking past, It was a scruffy young lad named Robinho4ever (Cruel Parents) Robinho sold all of it, Blew it on Cocaine and and whores(from Oranje) and went back to being a scruffy lad again. But what Robinho4ever didn't know was that Oranje had....
billions upon billions of dollars. in fact, oranje was on his way to collect the protection money max had owed him, otherwise the protection from the local youths would cease and max would be...
<div class="quote_poster">Oranje Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">billions upon billions of dollars. in fact, oranje was on his way to collect the protection money max had owed him, otherwise the protection from the local youths would cease and max would be...</div> forced to batter them himself but he couldn't be bothered. The dead Asian Pimp Oranje arrived at Max's luxury penthouse sweet to find an array of people at his table. They were his fellow Companions of the Mafia. When the Dead Asian Pimp Oranje opened the door he was hit by hundreds of bullets. He fell to the ground but...
<div class="quote_poster">Lennon 18 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Survived until Max's chow-wa-wa *dog* pissed in one of the bullet holes and he died of severe....</div> Piss related disease. The coroner named BeggsY announced it earlier that day and he was bored so he decided to poke the Dead body of the ghost asian pimp Oranje, Suddenly Oranje's arm flinched and....
He sat up grabbed, BeggsY by the throat and try to lift him BeggsY reversed this by punching him in the jaw and Powerbombing him through the coffin
<div class="quote_poster">Lennon 18 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">He sat up grabbed, BeggsY by the throat and try to lift him BeggsY reversed this by punching him in the jaw and Powerbombing him through the coffin </div> BeggsY and the dead ghost of the asian Pimp Oranje then embarked on a lengthy battle through the Morgue, BeggsY threw the dead ghost of the asian Pimp Oranje into the freezer and whacked it up fully. the dead ghost of the asian Pimp Oranje was now frozen in time and the only way he could come back would be thousands of years later. It was the year 4534 and The Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandson of BeggsY was working in the morgue when he noticed the dead ghost of the asian Pimp Oranje. He decided to open the freezer door, Suddenly...
Started to melt in to liquid metal.. BeggsY's great grandson jumped into his lambourghi Hovercar and zoomed through the city towards...
