DC Player: Wow i thought you were just a marketing scam? Beckham: No theres no Markets here mate, Theres one in Walford though
D.C United player: Hey, can I sleep with your girl? David Beckham: Uh...which one? Rebecca or Victoria?
at bringiton DC Dude: Wanna swap shirts? Becks: Yeah, sure (gives shirt to DC Dude) Can I have your shirt then please? DC Dude: FUCK OFF!