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  1. TheBeef

    TheBeef Commish of FUN!

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    Miami Dolphins are seeking 4 (four) lineman with NO experience necessary for employment. Requirements - Min.6'2 Weight:300 Drug-Free work place Strong-Minded Excellent Benefits Signing Bonus Work only 6 months a year. Lots of Overtime. Opprunity to Travel the US. for free. Paychecks are 1st and 15 of everyone month. Please apply in person at :7500 SW 30th Street, Davie, Florida, 33314. Please Bring Picture ID,Social Security,Birth Certificate,High School Diploma or GED. Good Luck !!!!!!!
    Coach Dave Wannstedt & Rick Spielman, Davie,Fl 3/04/04



    Is there any feeling like waking up and discovering that you are a joke to the world? Im printing a copy of this so when people ask my why there is a bag on my head, I can show them the joke my beloved Dolphins have become....
     
  2. Thoth

    Thoth Sisyphus in training

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    The experts in the media have been ridiculing the phins for years its just easier now that there is something blatantly visible.

    What really irritated me was the Lions told D. Woody that the Miami coaching staff would be fired after next season as added incentive to get him stay in the motor city.

    That may be true & I hope it is but it is totally classless for another organization to that.

    Bottom line; The Lions are reaping what they sow and will continue to remain bottom feeders they are. The only team Detroit can truly be proud of is the Red Wings.
     
  3. DolfanDale

    DolfanDale Active Member

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    The Lions suck. I take it personally that I have to watch that sorry excuse for a football team every single Thanksgiving. They should be glad I'm not the Commish, because I would contract the NFL and the Lions and Cardinals wouldn't exist anymore.
     
  4. Bearsfan1

    Bearsfan1 2 Time Defending FF Champion

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    the lions should be punished, but i dont think the dolphins should be rewarded so here is my solution.

    1) all draft picks of the lions go to the bears
    2) the bears can take any player of the lions roster, however, the lions cap will be penalized instead of bears for remainder of contract.
    3) D.woody can go to dolphins just so you will support plan [​IMG]
     
  5. Thoth

    Thoth Sisyphus in training

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BearsFan1)</div><div class='quotemain'>the lions should be punished, but i dont think the dolphins should be rewarded so here is my solution.</div>

    I don't disagree w/ BF1 but haven't the Lions been punished enough? Why, you may ask?

    1) Mariucci & Millen
    2) they are owned by the Ford family who are empasizing the same "Quality" that the Auto company they own seems to be so notorious for.
    3) Living in Detroit - need I say more?
     
  6. Bearsfan1

    Bearsfan1 2 Time Defending FF Champion

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    have the lions suffered enough???


    NO!!!! no lions fan, vikings fan, or packers fan can ever suffer enough
     
  7. 4THNLONGFELLOW

    4THNLONGFELLOW Chicago Bears *********

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    I will second that, heck I will also third the PACKERS![​IMG]
     

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