<span class="spacer3"></span> <span class="blacktext">Stumped ... the limbs stash</span> </p> CABBIE Mike Sutton found his new home had been under-pinned — with a stash of 100 false legs beneath the floorboards. </p><span class="norm12"> The artificial limbs were found by a plumber repairing the bungalow’s central heating.</p> Mike, 65, said: “He came up and showed us a false leg he found and then said there were 99 more to go with them under the floorboards.</p> “I thought he was having a laugh at first but when I looked down there I realised he wasn’t joking.”</p> <table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5" align="left"><tbody><tr><td align="center"> </td> </tr><tr><td align="center"><span class="blacktext">Leg man ... cabbie Mike</span> </td></tr></tbody></table></p> The left and right legs were of different sizes and most had pristine leather straps attached. Crammed between them were a number of crutches and a couple of walking frames.</p> Neighbours in Bridport, Dorset, said the haul had probably been left by the previous owner — described as a “Del Boy” wheeler-dealer. </p> Mike’s wife Teresa, 66, said: “The man who lived here used to buy a range of things and sell them on to make a quick buck. Maybe no one wanted to buy his legs.</p> “He’s gone to Portugal and we have no way of contacting him.”</p> She added: “The thought of all those legs gives me the creeps.” </p> The couple are searching for a charity that can make use of the legs.</p> </p> </p> </p> </p> </p> </p> </p> Forget baconsalt, I'm gonna go my XMas shopping now! 20 legs for a dollar?</p> -Petey</p></span>
lol wtf.</p> Was it in USA or England but either way it's still the most random thing to find under floorboards </p>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Max)</div><div class='quotemain'> lol wtf.</p> Was it in USA or England but either way it's still the most random thing to find under floorboards </p></div> England... </p> Maybe this house is right next to yours Max!</p> -Petey</p>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Petey)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Max)</div><div class='quotemain'> lol wtf.</p> Was it in USA or England but either way it's still the most random thing to find under floorboards </p></div> England... </p> Maybe this house is right next to yours Max! </p> -Petey </p> </div> </p> Ahh that would explain were all my false legs have gone</p> When he sells them all he's gonna get Legless with the money </p>
