Whats would the superstars be doing if there was no basketball Michael Finley would be 50 Cents look alike for security reasons TMAC would be a gay chef living in New York Shaq would be a full time santa clause - year round at a montana mall. Nash would be a hermit living in montreal writing poetry noone gets. JKidd would be a highschool basketball coach cruising to a 1-10 record year after year. Webber would be in jail for lying under oath on a traffic fender bender accident he was a witness to. Iverson would be a horrible rapper. Tim Duncan wouldn't have been born. Kevin Garnett would have written a ny times bestseller titled "harnessing your inner emotions". Kobe would be a door to door DOOR salesman. Add your own.
<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">JKidd would be a highschool basketball coach cruising to a 1-10 record year after year.</div> didn't u say if there was NO BASKETBALL ?? Paul Pierce would be on a Air Planes Cleaning Crew
LMAO.. Dirk would be at my house right about now. Ray Allen would be on the cover of GQ magazine. Rasheed Wallace would be either in jail or on the corner selling pot. Damon Stoudemire would be the same. Ron Artest would be in his 2nd year of Anger Mangement Vin Baker would be in AA.. well he already is.
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Half Man-Half Amazing:</div><div class="quote_post">didn't u say if there was NO BASKETBALL ?? Paul Pierce would be on a Air Planes Cleaning Crew</div> I meant pro mens basketball - my bad. WNBA would be the dominant sport. What a paradox!
Karl Malone would be a farmer. Yao Ming would be in a freak show. Ben Wallace would be some kond of pro bodybuilder. Vlade Divac would be a huge movie star.
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting tmac15:</div><div class="quote_post">Karl Malone would be a farmer.</div> No, I think Karl Malone would be a truck driver because he owns his own 18 wheeler even though he plays in the NBA.
1. Shaq - Sheriff, WWE character, or NFL player 2. Malone - Truck driver 3. Kobe - Wide receiver or Italian/English translator 4. Payton - Trash talkin mechanic 5. Fisher - Hollywood actor (can cry on cue) or personal trainer
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting King James:</div><div class="quote_post">Stefen would still have serious issues.</div>
I can see shaq as a highway patrol man.Can you imagine him pulling you for speeding.Like Slam said he would be so intimidating... Vince carter would be a pro high jumper or long jumper
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting allnet:</div><div class="quote_post">Kobe=jack The ripper j/k Don't take it personal laker fans.....</div> Better allnet. But I think Joey Buttofuco may have been a better comparison, lol.
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting shapecity:</div><div class="quote_post">5. Fisher - Hollywood actor (can cry on cue) or personal trainer</div> Yea, I've seen him on a few sitcoms Rick Fox- Actor/model
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting allnet:</div><div class="quote_post">Kobe=jack The ripper..Don't take it personal laker fans.....</div> This is exactly what I mean..you always have to mention the Lakers... BTW- Robert Horry would be Will Smith's stunt double..
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting go_duke21:</div><div class="quote_post">No, I think Karl Malone would be a truck driver because he owns his own 18 wheeler even though he plays in the NBA.</div> But he also owns a massive ranch/farm in Louisiana which is where he goes to in the offseason because some of his family is there. And to check up on his ranch.
Dirk, Tyronne Hill, Scott Pollard, Calvin Booth, Sam Cassel, and Anthony Mason... starring as monsters in the next Lord of the Rings.
Lebron would be a live-at-home dad with 7 kids cuz he did to many chix Carmelo would be a football player Vlade Divac would be a warlord/ cigar salesman
Even though I like the idea of Nash in Montreal writting Poetry that no one gets (Montreal's a good place to do that BTW) I think he'd be playing pro soccer if there was no pro basketball to be had.
