Don't Quit Your Day Job!

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  1. How_High78

    How_High78 JBB JustBBall Member

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    Pedrag Drobnjak would be on the Late Late show doing a regular feature "Drobsmack!"
     
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    Jordan would have been the best damn beach Volleyball ever to play the game. (There aren't a lot of shoe deals given out to beach Vollyball players though...)
     
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    Iverson would be in Jail for putting out his wife.
    Jason Kidd would be in jail for beating his wife.
    Finley would be staring as Afroman in his life movie.
    Antione Walker will be taking dance lessons.
     
  4. Stefen

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    I got another one.

    Shaq and Divacs would be doing buddy cop movies - sequel after sequel

    (you know you'd see it)
     
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    Who'd be the "good cop"?
     
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    it'll never be shaq
     
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    The Late Show with Shaq (with his funny but sometimes offensive comments)
    MJ would've been a bench warmer in minor league baseball
    Dennis Rodman would've been a drag queen
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting How_High78:</div><div class="quote_post">Who'd be the "good cop"?</div>


    Shaq and Divacs would both be good cops. Shaq would be the token black Chris Tucker cop. And Vlade would be the token foreigner Jackie Chan cop. They'd have to join forces to stop some unimaginable evil man from taking over the inner city drug business. But of course they're sarge (Played by Charles Barkley - with the weight) won't let them go through with it because hes secretly in on it. He makes them turn in their badges and guns but they go against the police forces wishes and break open the scheme for what it is. Chaos and Hlarity ensue throughout. It'll be rated PG-13 for light drug use and a scene in which our two heroes dress in drag to bust some crook at a strip club. I smell box office.
     
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    agreed with How High, NAsh's brother plays pro soccer, and Nash used to be better than him, I tihink nash is still pretty good @ soccer too
     
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    T-Mac- would be an MLB pitcher and win the Cy Young, he would still have DROOOPY eyes.
     
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    Iverson- Pro-Bowl football player
     
  12. Sasha

    Sasha ...since the beginning.

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    Allen Iverson wouldn't be a rapper, maybe as a second thing but not as the main one. He would most likely be a football player, star at that. Since he played football in high school and was even recruited by some high profile colleges. He also says it's his first love.
     
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    mutombo would be working in Congo grabing the bananas off the trees for the locals [​IMG]
     
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    Sasha ...since the beginning.

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting InNETSweTrust:</div><div class="quote_post">The Late Show with Shaq (with his funny but sometimes offensive comments)
    MJ would've been a bench warmer in minor league baseball
    Dennis Rodman would've been a drag queen</div>
    Oh wait, he already is.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Stefen:</div><div class="quote_post">Shaq and Divacs would both be good cops. Shaq would be the token black Chris Tucker cop. And Vlade would be the token foreigner Jackie Chan cop. They'd have to join forces to stop some unimaginable evil man from taking over the inner city drug business. But of course they're sarge (Played by Charles Barkley - with the weight) won't let them go through with it because hes secretly in on it. He makes them turn in their badges and guns but they go against the police forces wishes and break open the scheme for what it is. Chaos and Hlarity ensue throughout. It'll be rated PG-13 for light drug use and a scene in which our two heroes dress in drag to bust some crook at a strip club. I smell box office.</div>


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