I was at a San Diego Burger King a couple of weeks ago, and I asked the guy taking my order what his favorite NFL team was. He replied, "Chargers". He then changed the subject, and started singing... http://www.gdd.net/bkholiday/index.php (this link requires sound)
From now on, every time you enter a Burger King and hear the guy ask you, "Would you like an apple pie with that?", remember that song and laugh at him.