<u>Funny Classic NBA Quotes</u> <ul> [*]?Cafeterias are my favorite place to eat out. A lot of people wouldn't be caught dead in a cafeteria. ... Where else can you inspect a prepared entree before ordering it??- Doug Moe [*]?We all get heavier as we get older because there?s a lot more information in our heads. Our heads weigh more.?- Vlade Divac [*]?I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches.?--Doug Moe, after winning the 1987-88 NBA Coach of the Year award [*]Moe: ?Alex, you c---------.? English: ?You can?t call me a c---------. You?re a c---------.? Moe: ?I know I?m a c---------. Now get out there and play some defense you c---------.?--Doug Moe, coaching Alex English during a game [*]"Somebody said to me, 'It's Friday the 13th, are you going to be jinxed?' I said, 'Bleep, you can't jinx us.'"--Doug Moe, on his 1992-93 Philadelphia 76ers, who were 1-7 in the preseason and 0-3 at the start of the regular season [*]?My only rule is that you have to dress better than me to be acceptable.?--Doug Moe, a notoriously bad dresser, explaining his team's lax dress code [*]?Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city."--Woody Allen [*]?Rebound by one of the big guys ? Divac, I think ? Hands off to one of the little guards ? The big guy with the beard passes off to the little lefty ? Boy, I?m having trouble with these names.?--Legendary Boston radio announcer Johnny Most, calling a McDonald?s Open game between the Celtics and Jugoplastika Split of Croatia [*]?What do you have when you have an agent buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand.?--Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager [*]?If I could look into the future, I wouldn?t be sitting here talking to you doorknobs. I?d be out investing in the stock market.?--Former Celtics great Kevin McHale, when asked to assess his team?s prospect in an upcoming season [*]?I knew it was time to retire when I was driving down the lane and got called for a three-second violation.?--Johnny Kerr, former NBA player and coach [*]?Sport is the only profession I know of that when you retire you have to go to work.?--Earl Monroe [*]?It?s one thing to hear about it from your coach, but when your wife tells you it stinks,you tend to work on it.?--Orlando Woolridge, on a deficiency in his game [*]?If we stay free of injuries, we?ll be in contention to be a healthy team.?--Chris Morris, while with the New Jersey Nets in 1993 [*]?I love Charles because he?s so honest. You can see a thought form in his head and then move right out his mouth without stopping in between.?--Head coach Chris Ford, on Charles Barkley [/list] NBA Quotes link
Someone of you can write a little bit of spanish? I know a lot of quotes, but in Spanish, and I can?t write them properly in english.
Reggie Miller didn?t say that MJ wasn?t human because he got a hurt in the eyebrow but he wasn?t bleeding.
"I don't create controversies, they're there long before I open my mouth. I just bring them to your attention" - Sir Charles
"This game is in the refridgerator...the lights are out, the eggs are cooling, the butter's getting hard, and the jellllo is jiggling..." "He has two chances, slim and none, and slim just left the building" "You can call that with braille" -the late Chick Hearn
"It's really nice to be in double digits for points and actually get the win"- T-Mac lol after 42 pts win against the Celtics
" I don't really give a **** how we win...wait, did i just say ****? Oops....*Gets Up* ****, ****, ****, **** ****...*laughs and points*" -Shaq "There's a lot of people that betted on it....some broke people out there...A lot of people that got they feelings hurt...I'm glad nobody didn't bet they life on it, cause they definetly would be dead right now" -Allen Iverson on Game 1 victory over the Lakers in the NBA finals... "I'm not thinkin about fatigue. Fatigue? Fatigue is army clothes" -Allen Iverson "Practice?"
