My wife and I went to Buffalo Wild Wings last night to take advantage of their wing night. Suddently, out of the blue, my wife asked me: "What if when you die, you find out that God is a cheesehead?" I froze and shuddered at the very thought. What if he was?! What would this mean? Being a loyal Vikings fan, the implications are horrendous... But then I realized how Eve had tricked Adam in the Garden of Eden and saw that glimmer of a devious apple in her eyes. The blasphemy that left my wife's lips was almost more than I could bear. After all, can God really create a cheesehat large enough for Him to be able to wear? My first reaction was to take her out back and stone her to death with the remains of half-eaten chicken wings. Knowing the consequences of such actions (I can only imagine such a horrific sight), I decided against this course of action. As I continued to try and figure out why she said what she did, I began to feel compassion for her. It is obvious that she grew up in a confused and bewildering home. Growing up only an hour outside of Chicago, her father was a Packers fan. He is now a loyal Bears fan, and although he is still misguided, at least he is on the path to truth. My wife is a Vikings fan, but the roots of Packerism lie deep within her. I ask you all to pray for my wife who is far along the road of conversion to becoming a full Vikings fan. Pray that the horrible experience of growing up under Green and Gold be erased from her memory for ever. I thank you for your attention to this matter. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go eat a brat and drink some beer.
LOL. That was great. So thought out....so meticulous in its details.....so entertaining. Thanks. Now that I think of it though, Charles Manson was also both entertaining and crazy. So crazy it almost makes sense. You had me believing for a second. Then I remember the hole in Texas stadium was designed so God could watch in on his team. I will pray for your wife...and you as well VF.
A Vikings fan and a Packers fan find a Genie's lamp and rub it. The Genie comes out and says "Thank you for freeing me. I will grant you each a wish." The Vikings fan says, "I'm tired of Wisconsin people coming into Minnesota, so I want you to build a wall around the state to keep the cheeseheads out." "Done," says the Genie. He turns to the Packers fan. "And what is your wish?" The Packers fan says, "First, tell me about this wall." The Genie says "It's 500 feet high and 50 feet thick. It's basically a giant, solid cage. Nothing can get in or out. Now then...what is your wish?" The Packers fan says, "Fill it up with water."
That is very scary for a Vikes fan. I would be more worried about God wearing a Vick jersey or doing the dirty bird. That would be funny to see God wearing a Cheesehead hat. Ha lol
I think we can all rest assured that god is a bears fan. You may remember that he did lead a certain team from a certain city to super bowl. His name 'Ditka'. That team 'Da Bears'. Now the Mccaskeys are a lot like the Jews, in that they cast out thier savior. Later however Ditka was sainted. I realize a lot of you will find this post offensive, but it was only intended to shed some light to those in the dark.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BearsFan1)</div><div class='quotemain'>I realize a lot of you will find this post offensive, but it was only intended to shed some light to those in the dark.</div> I'm preparing the chicken bones for the stoning now.
Hmmmm...I'm not a big fan of the cheesehats...however, I must say that it can't be the worst thing in the world. Imagine if God was wearing yellow pigtails and a helmet with horns coming out the side...<shudder>
She was the first person to read it...she thought it was pretty funny, although she could have done a much better job at it.
I have a friend that is a Bears fan and his wife is a die-hard Vikings fan, so I understand perfectly.
Geez... Tough crowd! No one's going to bite on my anti-Vikings joke? Great story, by the way, VF... Don't tell anyone, but I personally think that cheesehead hats are L A M E - O! Heh... Note: This was originally a Bears joke... The Packers fan was tired of all of the Illinois weekend warriors and the Bears fan gets the last laugh. It probably makes more sense that way, but, not surprisingly, I'm not too fond of THAT version.
I actually heard the Vikings joke before, but it was turned around. The cheesehead hats are pretty lame, and you certainly wouldn't catch me dead in one (even if I were a cheesehead). But they do give us Vikings fans something to point at and laugh during Vikings/Packers games.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (vikingfan)</div><div class='quotemain'>I actually heard the Vikings joke before, but it was turned around. The cheesehead hats are pretty lame, and you certainly wouldn't catch me dead in one (even if I were a cheesehead). But they do give us Vikings fans something to point at and laugh during Vikings/Packers games.</div> when this (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/fo...ws/1999/01/12/metrodome_din/t1_fans_ap_01.jpg) is no longer a phenomenon, you may have a good argument.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (vikingfan)</div><div class='quotemain'>My wife and I went to Buffalo Wild Wings last night to take advantage of their wing night. Suddently, out of the blue, my wife asked me: "What if when you die, you find out that God is a cheesehead?" I froze and shuddered at the very thought. What if he was?! What would this mean? Being a loyal Vikings fan, the implications are horrendous... But then I realized how Eve had tricked Adam in the Garden of Eden and saw that glimmer of a devious apple in her eyes. The blasphemy that left my wife's lips was almost more than I could bear. After all, can God really create a cheesehat large enough for Him to be able to wear? My first reaction was to take her out back and stone her to death with the remains of half-eaten chicken wings. Knowing the consequences of such actions (I can only imagine such a horrific sight), I decided against this course of action. As I continued to try and figure out why she said what she did, I began to feel compassion for her. It is obvious that she grew up in a confused and bewildering home. Growing up only an hour outside of Chicago, her father was a Packers fan. He is now a loyal Bears fan, and although he is still misguided, at least he is on the path to truth. My wife is a Vikings fan, but the roots of Packerism lie deep within her. I ask you all to pray for my wife who is far along the road of conversion to becoming a full Vikings fan. Pray that the horrible experience of growing up under Green and Gold be erased from her memory for ever. I thank you for your attention to this matter. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go eat a brat and drink some beer.</div> dude... your a psycho lol honestly, i think youre still on your path to being an eagles fan... i dont think god is am eagles fan... cause we wouldve won the SB by now lol
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (nflfan04)</div><div class='quotemain'>i dont think god is am eagles fan... cause we wouldve won the SB by now lol</div> Well then he sure isn't a vikings fan either! And once a Vikings fan, always a Vikings fan.
