The Day The Warriors Stood Still (at the trade deadline) Posted by: Shallow Hal on Thursday, February 19, 2004 - 10:57 PM http://www.warriorsworld.net Act One Storage Room (aka Saint's office), Warriors Headquarters Saint on the phone with Jerry West St. Jean - Gosh Mr. West, we'd love to trade Dampier to you - he's having a heckuva season by the way - but I'm not in charge anymore. Mully has to approve the deal. West - Everybody knows from reading the papers that Mully is just your understudy. You'll take Bo Outlaw and Ryan Humphrey and you'll tell the fans it's a heckuva deal because I told you to. And you better throw in that 2007 2nd round pick from Minnesota as well. Saint - Well, Jerry, like I said, it sounds like a heckuva opportunity for us, but I gotta ask Mully (hangs up phone) West - I'll have Saint bent over by 11:00 his time.... Act Two - Mullin's office, Warriors headquarters Saint - Chris, Jerry called us from Memphis with a heckuva deal for Dampier. We'd get an experienced power forward to pair with Cliffy and a heckuva young power forward prospect in Humphrey. Mullin - Dammit Saint, it's bad enough that I have to go around in the press pretending that I'm learning from you, but then you waste my time with ******** offers like that? Why don't you go back to your office and work on hitting that penguin? Saint - But Chris, Jerry said this would be a great deal for us!!! He is the logo after all, so he wouldn't lie to me. Mullin - Dammit Saint, you've been screwed by these GM's so many times that they don't even have to lube you up first. I'm making an appointment for you right now to go spend four weeks in a battered GM's shelter. Saint - I promise I'll do better, Mr. Mullin! Just let me pretend I'm GM for a little longer!!! Act Three - Michael Heisley's office, Memphis Heisley - So Jerry, did you get Saint to give us Dampier for our useless crap? ESPN says New York only has to give up Shandon Anderson and Mutumbo, we shouldn't have to even bother with giving them Humphrey. West - Maybe Saint will go for Lorenzen Wright and a bag of Cheetos. Heisley - You can send him Wright, but I don't want to part with the Cheetos. West - Maybe I can send him some of that crappy Trail Mix instead. Heisley - That sounds good. West - Saint will fold any second now.... Act Four - Warriors Headquarters 11:50 AM PST Teleconference with Mullin, Saint, West West - Sorry Saint, Heisley said the deal's for Wright and a package of Trail Mix Saint - Hey Jerry, what's your second round pick situation look like in 2007? Mullin - Sorry Jerry, my job is to keep Saint from making those crap deals anymore. Jerry - The papers say that Saint's still your boss Chris. You guys will bend over like you always do. Mullin - Suit yourself Jerry. By the way, do you really think Kobe's gonna come out and play for you just because you're the logo? West - Screw you Chris. People didn't come to the Lakers because of Hollywood, the silicone chicks, or to play with Magic and Kareem. They came because I'm the GM. If you don't take this deal, I'm taking the Trail Mix off the table. Mullin - Suit yourself Jerry. We'll just hold on to Dampier and laugh at you when you come begging to us in July for a sign-and-trade. West - I'm not kidding. Saint, that Trail Mix is off the table. Saint - I'll take Dean Garrett and a 2007 second round pick!! Mullin - (slaps Saint) Mullin - Bite me Jerry. You're getting nothing (click) Act Five - Memphis, 11:59 AM PST West - Saint will call and bend over. He always does. 12:01 PST Damn, Saint must've forgotten my number. Why didn't he call and take the Trail Mix?
when he talks about hitting that penguin is he talking about that flash game where you hit the penguin with the bat...cause that game owns.
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting thePHentity:</div><div class="quote_post">when he talks about hitting that penguin is he talking about that flash game where you hit the penguin with the bat...cause that game owns.</div> Yes, that was the funniest part. hah
LOL. I said it before and I'll say it again. I just hope Mullin doesn't become like Danny Ainge. Pretty funny and creative Warriors humor by that guy, huh?
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting thePHentity:</div><div class="quote_post">when he talks about hitting that penguin is he talking about that flash game where you hit the penguin with the bat...cause that game owns.</div> I've played, it was pretty funny, when I first played it. Have you played the one when you these elves push santa in a catapault and you try to throw him as far you can. Personally I thought that game was even better. Its hilarious when you hear santa yelling and landing in the snow.
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting custodianrules2:</div><div class="quote_post">Where do you find those games?</div> I can't remember sorry, I played those a month ago, and I haven't played them in awhile. I'll post it if I can remember it
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting custodianrules2:</div><div class="quote_post">Where do you find those games?</div> I think I saw the links on Slamonline's slams of the day a couple of weeks ago.
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Gohn:</div><div class="quote_post">I've played, it was pretty funny, when I first played it. Have you played the one when you these elves push santa in a catapault and you try to throw him as far you can. Personally I thought that game was even better. Its hilarious when you hear santa yelling and landing in the snow.</div> here is the santa game: http://www.fetchfido.co.uk/games/slingshot...gshot_santa.htm
