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  1. Streetball2k5

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    Streetball is fed up with getting his ass kicked and losing his money. He gets some sort of idea from his brain. He walks into the store and yells " That guy has a gun!" Pointing at HHH. Eugene who was still following HHH kicks him in the gouche. Streetball laughs and tries to run.
     
    Streetball2k5, Jun 24, 2004
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    However, Trip is waiting right outside the store. He holds Streetball and waits for HHH to come and finish him. HHH kicks Streetball in the balls 10 times before leaving. Streetball is left outside the store with a bloody mess on his crotch.
     
    Trip, Jun 24, 2004
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    Streetball lay's on the ground in a bloody mess. But for some reason he is laughing, probably because when he was being kicked in the crotch he took his wallet back from Trip who was distracted with the laughter of Streetball being kicked.

    Eugene finally leaves.
     
    Streetball2k5, Jun 24, 2004
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    Trip starts feeling lonely because all the other characters in the story have left and don't seem to be returning. [​IMG]
     
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    Franchise realizes that Trip and Streetball are having an intimate conversation considering it is only them in the story. A group of leprachauns come and start knawing at their shins, Trip screams:
     
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    "AH!!!!!! I'm shitting my pants!!!"
     
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    Franchise comes and puts his pet leprechauns on leashes, and sends them away, and stands there at the hilarious site of Trip screaming.
     
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    Trip, enraged at Franchise, rushes at him and pulls off Franchise's pants and replace them with his own pants full of pants. Then Trip walks away, laughing at Franchise.
     
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    Streetball comes back with one of Franchise's leprachauns to get revenge on Trip. Streetball sends the leprachaun into Trip's pants and it starting nipping at Trip's crotch. Streetball walks to a friends house because he's going to a football game in Ottawa tonight. Peace out guys.
     
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    Streetball is back, he is playing streetball alone on the street when... :
     
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    Trip came and put up a 720 dunk and rips off the rim...
     
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    Mr.fundamentals watches from a far...
     
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    Then he rubs his eyes realizing he just suffered from an anonymous hallucination (non intentional), then laughs at trip because he didn't ACTUALLY complete the dunk, infact he hit the pole trying.
     
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    Trip gets up and tries again, and completes the dunk this time. He turns to franchise and says: "IN YOUR MOUTH!!!"
     
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    Franchise replies with a "pfff" gets up, takes the ball from trip, and runs away, ahah BITCH.
     
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    Trip chases after franchise, but trips.
     
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    he lands face first into the hugest pile of dog shit you'll see in your life. ever.
     
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    which also happens to be the last pile of dog shit he'll ever see, because trip suffocated and died in that dog shit. Devestated by the news that his boyfriend had died, nkwu....
     
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    hangs himself writing a poem behind saying..
     
    Mr.Fundamentals, Jun 27, 2004
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    "I love men who give it to me in the ass,
    That is why I'm so upset that Trip had to pass..."
    <font size="1">(that was all nkwu could write before he was strangled to death)</font>

    When the cops found this brief poem, their first reaction was...
     
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