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  1. Streetball2k5

    Streetball2k5 JBB JustBBall Member

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    Ok, this is how it works. Someone starts off a story about members, and the following poster continues the story. It's on the 5th page in the Raptors lounge.

    Ill start...

    Knicks Analyst is walking down the street and...

    (make it funny).
     
    Streetball2k5, Jun 30, 2004
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    Knicks Analyst JBB ? Israel ?

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    Ran home to check for a possible Knicks trade for the 45th time that day.....
     
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    until streetball showed up with a girl.
     
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    and mr. fundamentals came and showed streetball how its done.....
     
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  5. Streetball2k5

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    Streetball kicked mr. fundamental out of knicks analysts house and makes that girl squeel like a pig. When they were going to leave...
     
    Streetball2k5, Jul 7, 2004
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    Knicks Analyst slapped StreetBall2k3 for screwing a Minor...
     
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  7. Trip

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    But Knicks Analyst didn't have his nerd glasses on, so he couldn't tell that the girl was actually a 99 year-old woman.
     
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    And the women couldn't take the pressure and died..........
     
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    Knicks Analyst was charged with 3rd degree murder.
     
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    Knicks Analyst immediately declared himself a movie star and was let off the hook...
     
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    However, the moment he stepped out of court, he saw Michael Jackson outside. Jacko invites Knicks Analyst to spend a night at Neverland.
     
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    And Knicks Analyst had A Thriller with Jacko and a monkey................
     
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    After his wild romp, Knicks Analyst realizes his true preference. He begins to know that he is homosexual and he signs up to star in a gay porn film.
     
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    Knicks Analyst suddenly realizes that Trip is a gay porn star as well and has done a movie with TimFlem (Gone with the Tim)...Knicks Analyst is disgusted. He immediately backs away and screws Paizley Adams and Briana Banks.
     
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    However, Knicks Analyst was looking at the wrong side of the porn DVD cover. One side featured the females and the other males. So it turns out Trip is actually one of the biggest heterosexual porn stars.
     
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    FrankWilliams comes and slaps everyone and invites Jessica Alba to his house for a "Thriller".....
     
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    She denies saying: "Sorry little fella got to have at least 2 inches for me..."....
     
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    She changes her mind and wonders how would Knicks Analyst know anything about that unless he's gay. But why would Knicks Analyst care he is on covers on gay porn videos....
     
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    Knicks Analyst considers whether or not he should delete FrankWilliams from the lounge because he has been prett agrivating lately not to mention the fact that KO hates him...
     
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    Trip does not know who KO is...
     
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