Phil Jackson Jokes

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  1. Accord

    Accord JBB JustBBall Member

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    Things you wouldn't say to Phil Jackson:

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">"Hey Phil, the way your game plan disappeared in the Finals, you should rename your offense the Bermuda Triangle."

    "Hey Phil, I haven't seen someone destroy a franchise like this since Tom Arnold started doing Arbies comercials."

    "Hey Phil, Dr. Buss called, not only does he want you off his team, but he wants you off his daughter."</div>

    c/o The Best Damn Sports Show Period [​IMG]
     
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    lol there was also another one.......here it is......

    Hey Phil, the next time you want a ring marry Kobe and hope he cheats on you [​IMG]
     
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    hey , stop the <font color="Red">*EDIT*</font> , phil jackson is the best coach, lost in the final dosen't mean anything , it's only because Buss wanna destroy the LA lakers. Think about he want phil off his team .

    Thoughts???

    <font color="Blue">Watch your language.--Rudeezy</font>
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">"Hey Phil, Dr. Buss called, not only does he want you off his team, but he wants you off his daughter." </div>this one gave me a good laugh :P

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Hey Phil, the next time you want a ring marry Kobe and hope he cheats on you [​IMG]</div>did you make this one yourself?:suspicous
     
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    There was a commercial of Phil Jackson prior to being eliminated by the Spurs in the 2003 playoffs. He went to some variety store, and he played that jackpot card game which you scratch untill it you see it say whether or not you won money. So he played that the first time, won money. Played that the second time, won money. Played that the third time, won money. Played that the fourth time, didn't win it.
     
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    no fundamentals i didnt make it myself.....it was on best damn sports show
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">"Hey Phil, Dr. Buss called, not only does he want you off his team, but he wants you off his daughter."
    Hey Phil, the next time you want a ring marry Kobe and hope he cheats on you </div>

    Damn, those were cold but good ones.
     
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    lol those were hilarious...I love that show...Tom Arnold is pretty funny...
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting SBJ530:</div><div class="quote_post">hey , stop the bullshit , phil jackson is the best coach, lost in the final dosen't mean anything , it's only because Buss wanna destroy the LA lakers. Think about he want phil off his team .

    Thoughts???</div>
    Cool down he is just quoting whats on TV
     
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    hey that was really stupid he is one of the best coaches he has one bad year and all of a sudden everyone is mocking him. i like the kobe and the weding ring one though
     
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    Smitty brush em off.

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    Chill. Its just some harmless humor.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting SBJ530:</div><div class="quote_post">phil jackson is the best coach
    Thoughts???</div>Best coach? LARRY BROWN? RED HOLZMAN? RED AUERBACH? HAVE YOU ANY PRIDE, MAN? NOT TO MENTION ABOUT 5 OR 6 OTHERS.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Knicks Analyst:</div><div class="quote_post">Best coach? LARRY BROWN? RED HOLZMAN? RED AUERBACH? HAVE YOU ANY PRIDE, MAN? NOT TO MENTION ABOUT 5 OR 6 OTHERS.</div>
    Phil's handfuls of rings object!
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Undertakernv:</div><div class="quote_post">Phil's handfuls of rings object!</div>

    thats ok,
    Auerbach's eight in a row nine overall and eleven division titles dont care about what phil has in his hand.
     

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