How did Shaq lose 24 pounds?

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  1. Accord

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    He took his wallet out of his pocket [​IMG].
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Accord:</div><div class="quote_post">He took his wallet out of his pocket [​IMG].</div>

    Good one [​IMG]

    How did Shaq lose 24 pounds?

    Running. He's been running his big lips ever since the end of the season. [​IMG]

    Okay that was corny...but it took me 5 seconds to think of it [​IMG]
     
    jbbReal Deal, Sep 7, 2004
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    ^[​IMG], both are funny.
     
    30 standing ver, Sep 8, 2004
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    His ego weighed 24 pounds. He left it in LA.
     
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    He cut his daily meals down to 5 eggs, 6 biscuits (with only 2 cups of gravy), 2 oranges and 4 Krispy Kreme donuts in the morning...3 sandwiches, 3 bags of chips, a Nestle Crunch bar and 3 Krispy Kreme donuts in the afternoon...and 2 Sirloin steaks, 3 servings of mashed potatoes, 2 servings of corn on the cob, 2 glasses of milk, and 6 Krispy Kreme donuts for dinner.

    All of this, followed by a short workout and an Icy Hot patch before he takes a shower in the Atlantic, and goes to sleep in his 30 ft. wide bed.
     
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    He was seen partying with local club-goers. I think he is doing all those club drugs that South Beach is known for having.
     
    N4S, Sep 8, 2004
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    Shaq ate earl boykins, then threw him back up
     
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    LOL onetwo88 that's <font color="DarkRed">(Masked profanity deleted)</font> funny!!! lol

    Ok, enough making fun of Shaq... honestly, he's too good to be made fun off lol, especially heat fans. *eyeing accord* Shaq will lead us to the promised land... 28 ppg this year!!
     
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    Shaq lose weight

    Maybe he stopped eating due to not being with the laker anymore he just relized that he was a laker4 life jk jk jk jk jk [​IMG]
     
    mjkanfly, Oct 4, 2004
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