Shaq v. Kobe

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  1. heatfan

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    More fuel has been added to the fire. Kobe told investigators that he should of paid off the accuser just like Shaq does in similar situations! What an @ssh*l~!!!

    Shaq had nothing to do with anything related to Kobe's dumb decision making.

    Check the link. http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=1891629

    I can't wait to see the Heat v. Lakers game. That game will probably break all NBA records for television viewers during the regular season.

    <font color="Red">Hypothetical Situation</font>:

    Heat v. Lakers
    Lakers Fastbreak.
    Kobe drives hard to the hoop, no one left behind except for Shaq...
    <font color="Red">What happens?</font>

    A. Shaq knocks Kobe on his ass.
    B. Shaq blocks Kobe.
    C. Kobe dunks on Shaq.
    D. Kobe waits for his teammates and the offense to set up.(yeah right!)
    E. Other
     
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    B. Shaq blocks Kobe and then Kobe gets knocked straight onto his ass. I dont understand why Kobe said that. It wasnt necessary. Kobe got himself into trouble when he cheated on his very pretty wife. So why is he harassing Shaq I dont know. Guess he's mad that now he's on a lousy team and wont be making the playoffs.
     
  3. KB23

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    I'd say E) shaq will stub his big toe in the first 15 games and will not play.
     
  4. jbbReal Deal

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    I say (E) also...Shaq shows up to the Heat opener weighing 160 lbs and breaks his thigh bone after a rebound.

    [​IMG]

    <font color="Red">By the way Heat fans, the picture is just for fun. I really think that Shaq is going to be better off with the weight that he lost. Anyone that becomes healthier (no matter what the reason) is better off.</font>
     
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    (E) Kobe stops and pops for an 8 foot jumper. Nothing but net.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting heatfan:</div><div class="quote_post">I can't wait to see the Heat v. Lakers game. That game will probably break all NBA records for television viewers during the regular season.</div>Yeah man it's gonna be bigger than Christmas itself. Ahh corporate America. Finding new ways to demean our holidays.

    Ok in Shaq's head he <font size="1">(A)</font> Knocks Kobe so hard on his ass that he injures him.

    In Kobe's head he <font size="1">&copy;</font> Dunks on Shaq and Kobe's momentum somehow causes Shaq to fall to his back and Shaq get's injured.

    If you bet with your wallet <font size="1">([​IMG]</font> Shaq has prepared for this moment and blocks kobe disgustingly.

    If you bet with your heart <font size="1">(E)</font> Dwyane Wade uses his athleticism to catch up to Kobe and put a stop to his drive Tayshaun Prince-to-Reggie Miller style
     
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    (A) Shaq blocks Kobe on his ass and Kobe goes to injury list. :thumbsup:
    [​IMG] :thumbsdow
     
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    I caught this on ESPN last night and I feel like Kobe crossed the line and I believe a lot of people would agree with me on this.

    He's lost a lot of respect among his peers because everyone knows that he violated :police:. He's also lost a lot of respect in the NBA because teammates have a code of silence that they respect each other and don't go around babbling what anyone does on their own time (although Shaq said they never hung around). And besides that practically the entire NBA respects Shaq and recognize his status as one of the greatest so you know they're gonna take it out on Kobe on the court.

    Kobe dun messed up :shakehead

    I say
    (B)Shaq is gonna block Kobe
    but he won't knock him down because he respects the fans and city of L.A. and doesn't wanna make himself look bad...plus Kobe has the rest of the NBA to knock him down.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting KB23:</div><div class="quote_post">I'd say E) shaq will stub his big toe in the first 15 games and will not play.</div>

    You say that jokingly, but if either of the players gets injured for the Christmas day game I will be VERY upset.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Jurassic:</div><div class="quote_post">You say that jokingly, but if either of the players gets injured for the Christmas day game I will be VERY upset.</div>
    You and I both...but what attitude do you think all of the fans will have that bought tickets? [​IMG] That would be one of the worst things to happen next season.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting heatfan:</div><div class="quote_post">More fuel has been added to the fire. Kobe told investigators that he should of paid off the accuser just like Shaq does in similar situations! What an @ssh*l~!!!

    Shaq had nothing to do with anything related to Kobe's dumb decision making.

    Check the link. http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=1891629

    I can't wait to see the Heat v. Lakers game. That game will probably break all NBA records for television viewers during the regular season.

    <font color="Red">Hypothetical Situation</font>:

    Heat v. Lakers
    Lakers Fastbreak.
    Kobe drives hard to the hoop, no one left behind except for Shaq...
    <font color="Red">What happens?</font>

    A. Shaq knocks Kobe on his ass.
    B. Shaq blocks Kobe.
    C. Kobe dunks on Shaq.
    D. Kobe waits for his teammates and the offense to set up.(yeah right!)
    E. Other</div>

    copycat [​IMG] sorry guys but shaq won't be able to block kobe because he can't lift himself anymore because of his fatness [​IMG] let's just wait and see...

    on dec. 25:

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">-kobe drives and dunks over o'neal.
    -o'neal committed a flagrant foul.
    -kobe fell bad after the foul.
    -o'neal talk shit to bryant's face while he was down
    -bryant slowly stood up and talk trash to o'neal
    -shaq pushed kobe, kobe then pushed shaq
    -referee's held them both
    -one referee went down because shaq tried to punch kobe but hits the referee (you how it is, look at his free throws %. he can't focus)...lol!
    -fans started booing shaq
    -2 were ejected
    -end of story</div>
     
  12. celtfan

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Tribute to H2O:</div><div class="quote_post">B. Shaq blocks Kobe and then Kobe gets knocked straight onto his ass. I dont understand why Kobe said that. It wasnt necessary. Kobe got himself into trouble when he cheated on his very pretty wife. So why is he harassing Shaq I dont know. Guess he's mad that now he's on a lousy team and wont be making the playoffs.</div>
    Honestly, I don't know if Kobe was trying to get Shaq in trouble making this comment. First, remember that this comment was made way before Shaq even made his trade demand (or at least made it public). Second, this comment was made to the police during his interrogation as he was being arrested and charged with rape. I don't think that dissing Shaq was foremost on Kobe's mind, he was facing the prospect of losing his wife, his kid, and his career and spending years in prison. Also, Kobe's lawyers busted ass to keep these files from the public. If Kobe made those comments to dis Shaq, why would he say it in private to the police, then try to hide it from the public? I think it just slipped out as he was nervous and trying to talk himself out of a bad situation.

    That said, I agree with everyone that Kobe dun F'ed up and he should have never said what he said, especially after doing what he did. He was digging himself further into a hole.

    And I would also be PISSED if either Kobe or Shaq miss the christmas game. I'm looking forward to seeing option B - Shaq knocking kobe to the ground. By the way, have any of you thought of a good excuse to get away from a non-sports fan family to watch the game during christmas [​IMG] ?
     
  13. jbbReal Deal

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting celtfan:</div><div class="quote_post">By the way, have any of you thought of a good excuse to get away from a non-sports fan family to watch the game during christmas [​IMG] ?</div>
    If you can drive: "Mom, Dad...I'll be back. I have to go say Merry Christmas to my disabled friend, who is all alone this year. I'll be back in a few hours."

    If you are desperate: "Mom, I have a migraine. Thanks for the gifts, but I really need to go lay down in my bedroom. Oh, before you come in to check on me, knock on the door so I can close my eyes (shut the TV off) so the light won't make my migraine worse."

    Or...ask for a PS2 or XBox (with NBA Live) and say: "Look at the advanced graphics on this game! This has got to be the best Christmas ever. It even shows commercials!" (they will never know...they are too old to know) :P

    Ask for a TV, block out all of the channels but ABC (or whatever channel it is) and say: "Darn, I'm going to try to fix these channels while you guys are enjoying the food. I really love the present...I want to fix these myself so you can be proud of me for once. (then use a droopy face) You and mom did your part, now I want to make you guys proud."

    [​IMG] Good luck. [​IMG]
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting realdealbneal:</div><div class="quote_post">Or...ask for a PS2 or XBox (with NBA Live) and say: "Look at the advanced graphics on this game! This has got to be the best Christmas ever. It even shows commercials!" (they will never know...they are too old to know) :P
    </div>

    Hahahahahaha. Yeah, and when Kobe and Shaq go at it you can say "look it even simulates fights!".

    Luckily there are enough people in my family who want to watch sports that it shouldn't be an issue. I'll be watching it at my granny's on the big screen. :mrgreen:

    Good luck to the rest of you.
     
  15. celtfan

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting realdealbneal:</div><div class="quote_post">Or...ask for a PS2 or XBox (with NBA Live) and say: "Look at the advanced graphics on this game! This has got to be the best Christmas ever. It even shows commercials!" (they will never know...they are too old to know) :P </div>
    LOL, that's good. I'll try it, let you know how it workd.
     
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    This says it all:

    Sun-Sentinel

    WINDERMAN: Bryant only makes himself look bad
    Published October 17, 2004

    <font color="Red">How many times do you have to be warned before you realise you can't post full articles.Only post 2-3 pargraphs per article that has to have a link to the source.

    Allnet</font>
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting realdealbneal:</div><div class="quote_post">
    If you are desperate: "Mom, I have a migraine. Thanks for the gifts, but I really need to go lay down in my bedroom. Oh, before you come in to check on me, knock on the door so I can close my eyes (shut the TV off) so the light won't make my migraine worse."
    </div>

    That will definitely work lol.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting realdealbneal:</div><div class="quote_post">I say (E) also...Shaq shows up to the Heat opener weighing 160 lbs and breaks his thigh bone after a rebound.

    [​IMG]

    <font color="red">By the way Heat fans, the picture is just for fun. I really think that Shaq is going to be better off with the weight that he lost. Anyone that becomes healthier (no matter what the reason) is better off.</font></div>
    Man, you got me ballin with laughter right now. Good SHOT
     
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    ^ LMAO [​IMG] [​IMG] ohh man that almost killed me!!

    i think celtfan has a point. and you're all talking about how Kobe is this and that, well then what about Shaq? what about his disses against Kobe and the Laker org. At least Kobe tried to hide his statements unlike Shaq going directly to the media.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Originally posted by Tribute to H20
    Guess he's mad that now he's on a lousy team and wont be making the playoffs.</div>

    right.. the lakers are a lousy team? y dont u go take a look at the laker forum. check this thread out and see for urself just how lousy the Lakers [​IMG]

    http://www.justbball.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26110
     

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