Warriors Poetry Corner: Vol. 1

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  1. Smoke

    Smoke JBB JustBBall Member

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    great stuff custodian. it was very funny to read. and it was all good.
     
    Smoke, Feb 17, 2005
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  2. wtwalker77

    wtwalker77 JBB JustBBall Member

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Zhone:</div><div class="quote_post">
    Great celebration
    When Warriors win a game
    Rare like eclipses</div>
    Rare like eclipses...brilliant
     
    wtwalker77, Feb 17, 2005
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  3. Shapecity

    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

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    Remember the days of Run T-M-C?
    Or battling the Suns with C-Webb and Spree?
    The team was headed for a Warrior Dynasty
    Now all that's left is a less talented three
    Richardson, Murphy, and a struggling Dunleavy

    But credit to the fans, that still cheer...
    Who eat the stale dogs and drink the flat Coliseum beer...
    But don't they deserver better than "Maybe next Year?"
     
    Shapecity, Feb 17, 2005
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  4. .cabangbang

    .cabangbang BBW Member

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    ^That one is classic. I and I never thought I would hear it from a Laker fan [​IMG]
     
    .cabangbang, Feb 17, 2005
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  5. Gohn

    Gohn JBB JustBBall Member

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting CohanHater:</div><div class="quote_post">do'h do'h do'h do'h do'h
    do'h do'h do'h do'h do'h do'h do'h
    do'h do'h do'h do'h do'h</div>

    I'm speechless on this one.
     
    Gohn, Feb 17, 2005
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  6. Thundahroso

    Thundahroso JBB JustBBall Member

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    Mullin, who are you?
    Roster, contracts...puzzling
    I do not see what you see
     
    Thundahroso, Feb 18, 2005
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  7. GSWScruff

    GSWScruff JBB JustBBall Member

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting shapecity:</div><div class="quote_post">Who eat the stale dogs and drink the flat Coliseum beer...</div> Dude, I don't know what you get at Staples, but we have awesome beer at the arena. The food does suck pretty bad, though.

    Oh, but on subject, nice poem. [​IMG]
     
    GSWScruff, Feb 18, 2005
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  8. GSWScruff

    GSWScruff JBB JustBBall Member

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    Ode to my 4th quarter thoughts:

    They sure can blow leads
    Oh, sweet sassy molassey
    They did it again
     
    GSWScruff, Feb 18, 2005
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  9. Shapecity

    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting GSWScruff:</div><div class="quote_post">Dude, I don't know what you get at Staples, but we have awesome beer at the arena. The food does suck pretty bad, though.

    Oh, but on subject, nice poem. [​IMG]</div>
    I haven't been to a Warriors game the last two years, but I guess the beer selection has improved. I just remember paying around $8 or $9 for watered down MGD.

    At Staples they have sushi and krispy creme doughnuts along with the traditional stadium food. They have a lot alcohol selection as well. Some of the worst Nachos though. [​IMG]

    Glad you & J-Rich23 enjoyed the poem.
     
    Shapecity, Feb 18, 2005
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  10. GSWScruff

    GSWScruff JBB JustBBall Member

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting shapecity:</div><div class="quote_post">I haven't been to a Warriors game the last two years, but I guess the beer selection has improved. I just remember paying around $8 or $9 for watered down MGD. </div>Nowadays we have several beers on tap, and you can get a 24oz "Bomber" (probably the least PC name they could think of) of Sierra Nevada for $9.50. By stadium prices, that's a nice deal.

    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting shapecity:</div><div class="quote_post">At Staples they have sushi and krispy creme doughnuts along with the traditional stadium food. They have a lot alcohol selection as well.</div>Auugh! Now every time I'm choking down one of the arena's horribly overpriced meals I'll be thinking of your sushi and krispy cremes. I hate the Lakers more than ever! I take pride in your bad nachos!
     
    GSWScruff, Feb 18, 2005
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  11. Shapecity

    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting GSWScruff:</div><div class="quote_post">Nowadays we have several beers on tap, and you can get a 24oz "Bomber" (probably the least PC name they could think of) of Sierra Nevada for $9.50. By stadium prices, that's a nice deal.</div>Almost makes you want to go to a Warrior game. After all Sierra Nevada Pale Ale is liquid gold.

    Don't front on the Krispy Cremes. People in the Bay Area travel miles to Union City to get their hands on one.
     
    Shapecity, Feb 18, 2005
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  12. GSWScruff

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting shapecity:</div><div class="quote_post">Don't front on the Krispy Cremes. People in the Bay Area travel miles to Union City to get their hands on one.</div>Yeah, the last few years I lived in Baltimore (currently in and originally from NorCal though) and it seemed like there were Krispy Creme shops on every block. I'm in withdrawl. A much healthier withdrawl, but still.
     
    GSWScruff, Feb 18, 2005
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  13. Custodianrules2

    Custodianrules2 Cohan + Rowell = Suck

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    Thanks Smoke [​IMG] Shape, thundarosoh, gswscruff, zhone, and wtwalker. All good stuff [​IMG] And here's my new epigram styled poem, props to poets John Dunne, Ben Jonson, William Blake and Robert Frost.

    The two thousand Allstar game in Oakland, was really a sight to see
    Cuz Cohan got booed in front of his kids live on national TV

    Again, the W's won't make the playoffs, nobody knows when
    The years we've missed the playoffs has risen to higher than ten

    The owner won't talk to his customers, he's a phantom that nobody sees
    That's why fans carry torches n' pitchforks, burning up Cohan effigies.

    cohanday was a while ago, the groundhog popped out his head
    Until he announced Mullin as "GM", people thought he was dead

    Fans witnessed a "playoff team" that was less than bonafide
    Just like the Taliban in Afghanistan, again the owner decides to hide

    Warrior fans want more than hope and the continuity needed to win
    The organization teases its fans before heading into a tailspin

    The new era of Warriors will certainly put fans to the test
    In the meantime, Cohan goes back to what he's doing best
     
    Custodianrules2, Feb 20, 2005
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  14. BALLIN IN AZGS

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    AHAHAHAHA and = on the Dunleavy ones
     
    BALLIN IN AZGS, Feb 21, 2005
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  15. .cabangbang

    .cabangbang BBW Member

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    ^I'm starting to like Dunleavy, so I'm sort of taking your side. My only criticsm of him is that he hasn't lived up to his expectations and is soft
     
    .cabangbang, Feb 21, 2005
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