A woman walks to the check-out at a supermarket carrying a litre of milk, a loaf of bread, a small carton of washing powder and a block of chocolate. The guy working the check-out has a look at all the groceries, then looks up at her and says, "I can tell you're single, you know" "Oh, how can you tell that?", she replied. "Because you're f*cking ugly."
Here's one for the road Nick.. The Elephant & The Camel An elephant asks a camel: "Why are your breasts on your back?" "Well" says the camel, "I think that's a strange question from somebody whose dick is on his face"
