NBA: Nearly 7'9 Player from China Training for NBA

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  1. Custodianrules2

    Custodianrules2 Cohan + Rowell = Suck

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    If you use a second rounder on him, that's nothing. It's non-guaranteed money and a small sized contract and good trade bait for any teams interested in him as filler.

    Here's also some other positives:
    - At 7'9 he can dunk the ball standing flat footed and probably bending his knees a bit.
    - At 7'9 he can really clog up the lane
    - At 7'9 he can see over everybody and set up cutters to the hoop
    - At 7'9 he can probably sell tickets just by sitting on the bench (he would be the tallest NBA player ever, right?)
    - At 7'9, TNT would hype up any event between his team and the Houston Rockets... where he'll most likely ride the pine or the IR and not face Yao at all.
    - At 7'9 he'd be useful for teams that don't play defense anyway. Just have him wait on the other end of the floor while the other four play defense.
    - At 7'9 it would just be plain funny to see the guy just ruin it for some poor schmuck-season ticket holder who has court side seats directly behind him on the home bench.
     
  2. Sabretooth

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting custodianrules2:</div><div class="quote_post">If you use a second rounder on him, that's nothing. It's non-guaranteed money and a small sized contract and good trade bait for any teams interested in him as filler.

    Here's also some other positives:
    - At 7'9 he can dunk the ball standing flat footed and probably bending his knees a bit.
    - At 7'9 he can really clog up the lane
    - At 7'9 he can see over everybody and set up cutters to the hoop
    - At 7'9 he can probably sell tickets just by sitting on the bench (he would be the tallest NBA player ever, right?)
    - At 7'9, TNT would hype up any event between his team and the Houston Rockets... where he'll most likely ride the pine or the IR and not face Yao at all.
    - At 7'9 he'd be useful for teams that don't play defense anyway. Just have him wait on the other end of the floor while the other four play defense.
    - At 7'9 it would just be plain funny to see the guy just ruin it for some poor schmuck-season ticket holder who has court side seats directly behind him on the home bench.</div>

    Or he could be just another Shawn Bradley (remember that it is customary to tame your aggression in China) and be SI.com's new 2nd most exciting player. I guess people would pay to see who dunks on him first [​IMG] .
     

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