Team Needs

Discussion in 'Utah Jazz' started by Stockton, May 8, 2005.

  1. Stockton

    Stockton JBB

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2003
    Messages:
    3,648
    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    38
    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Utah Jazz
    Est. Cap Space: None
    Key Free Agents: Raja Bell, Howard Eisley, Keith McLeod
    Personnel Needs: After staying under budget and in the Playoffs, the Jazz spent big last offseason and found themselves as one of the dregs of the League. Pure coincidence -- injuries sabotaged Utah from the start and never got better -- but Utah will likely hang back this offseason to hash out who among their young stars is a keeper. A veteran and obedient point guard would be nice, but we defy you to find one willing to play for the mid-level exception in the NBA's equivalent of Siberia.

    Prime Target: Brevin Knight
    Will Settle For: Dan Dickau </div>

    Link
     
  2. tankster

    tankster JBB JustBBall Member

    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2004
    Messages:
    191
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    16
    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Stockton:</div><div class="quote_post">Link</div>

    "Dregs of the league," "an obedient Point Guard," "the NBA's equivalent of Siberia?? Sounds like an unemployed troll. And what, pray tell, has this worthless nonsensical matter got in common with out team needs?

    I muse over why any of this misbegotten prose would be of interest to anyone in Jazzville. Likewise with most of the data coming from the "About" website.

    McGovern's knowledge of the game is limited to what he could pickup by ear on the floor of Madison Square Garden while vending peanuts and popcorn. That and what little he retained after reading Hollander's complete handbook of pro basketball.

    If anybody e-mails this nut expressing our undying love over this narrative, make sure you include our profound thanks for solving our problems. Who would have ever thought our difficulty at PG could be so easily fixed??

    Knight??....Dickau???.....Why I never..........Quick somebody dial up KOC, he may never come up with this on his own!

    I delayed doing this.........I thought surely someone else would save me the trouble...............Tank
     
  3. J_Ray

    J_Ray JBB JustBBall Member

    Joined:
    May 8, 2005
    Messages:
    5,402
    Likes Received:
    12
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Mcleod is good but not great system guy like Sloan wants. Raja is their best shooter so keep him. Eisley, just let the guy go. Then get Dickau, he a star on the rising, from Gonzaga where Stockton is from. Then get Channing Frye in the draft, or sign Darius Songaila. They need a Center that can shoot like Okur. Then trade Harpring and get another consistent shooter or free up some cap and trade Boozer because the trade rumors between them and the Lakers made some bad blood. Get cap sign Ray Allen or Michael Redd. Then they're set. They been seeking a Jeff Hornacek. He was the whole missing link all these years.
     

Share This Page