Can I join? An opportunity like this is literally why I came back just now lol
So totally normal to see him pivot from literal Nazi speech to “let’s just vibe”… wonder if Elon finally hooked him up with some ketamine.
Sounds an awful lot like Klamath County Mountain Law stuff. This absolutely unhinged horseshit is fascinating to me in the way true crime is...
It changes nothing but it’s nice to get a chuckle from the Leopard Eating Faces voters.
FINALLY! Start working on those parade floats!
Oh thank god
[MEDIA] I wonder if Beast Blazer will be under a gag order now that the indictment is official
Oh don’t worry; I have so little respect for you it’s almost comical, but amazingly that doesn’t have anything to do with your opinions on Portland....
It’s just code switching my god every person of color has to do it. It’s not dishonest, it’s not gaslighting, it’s not underhanded and sneaky. It’s...
And they say you couldn’t make Blazing Saddles today; that guy just did “the new sheriff’s a ni—” bit on cable tv.
Oh sure they love the social services provided, but then act like they don't benefit from them.
Hack it to taser his ass instead
Okay, I'll engage with you honestly: Why'd you choose to live there?
Hope the roving rape gangs of homeless graffiti artists don’t murder you for your shoes or whatever it is they think happens here.
Seriously, what is everyone’s objective when they whine and moan and complain about Portland? You are not actually concerned, or you’d want to do...
In that they insist they’re strong hunters and fiercely competent but still need you to feed them and complain when the food is ten seconds late?
Republicans have no shame. Nothing affects them.
Portland is not your theme park. I’ve lived in the suburbs, and I’ve lived in the city. The suburbs offer just as much shopping and commerce as the...
You can tell it’s fake because his armband is on the wrong arm
Suburbanites are fearful creatures. We should start making fun of them again rather than try to make a city conform to their skewed view of...
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