The earthquake will shake the rim and cause a Blazer desperation three to go in, giving us one more win in the Rose Garden before the entire block collapses into the river.
I think it's more likely to cause a Laker desperation three to go down while simultaneously liquefying every Blazer kneecap within a 100 mile radius.
...you guys are right! --> New study shows Cascadia Subduction Zone earthquake risk to be much higher than previously thought
DOGAMI just released a really interesting report last year on tsunami danger and 9+ magnitude subduction zone earthquakes. Basically, there's a slightly greater than fifty percent chance that one happens in the next fifty years; we're in the zone and slightly "overdue" if you look at the geologic record.