Rules - Answer 5 random questions and then ask 5 new questions. multiple people can answer the same batch of questions or answer new ones. Ain't no real rules, do what you damned please. I'll start: My five questions to be answered 1) Have you ever saved a life? 2) How do you order your hamburgers? 3) Would you rather have X-ray vision or a be the best 3pt shooter in the world? 4) What is your favorite character from any 1990's TV show? 5) Who would win in a fist-fight, Meyers Leonard or Dame?
1) When I was a little kid in my grandmother's pool, a friend started to struggle and splash around. So I swam over in my water wings and saved his ass. Does that count? 2) With a please and a thank you. 3) Best 3 point shooter in the world. You don't need x ray vision... the panties drop. 4) Joey from Friends. He always cracked me up. 5) Never bet against Damian Lillard.
1. Yes. A guy jumped in front of my car on the highway at night. I stopped in time and saw how sad his face was and I told him to hop in. I stopped at the store and bought 2 cigars. I drive around town taking random roads for 2 hours talking and puffing cigars. Once I felt he was right, I dropped him off at his sister's house. We had a nice talk. 2. Medium rare if possible. I like fancy burgers with manchego or pancetta or whatever sometimes, but what i really want is simple cheddar, mustard, onion, relish and mayo. In and Out style. 3. X ray vision. I suck at basketball, so a sweet 3 point shot wouldn't save my game. I'll take the super hero skills. 4. That's tough. I'm going to go with Alf. 5. Dame. Don't doubt that man's heart. New questions: 1. What is the strangest job you've ever had? 2. Funniest movie? Any genre. 3. Strangest place you've ever got your sex on? 4. Fuck, marry, kill? Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders. 5. Musical guilty pleasure.
1) My first job was a Meyer and Frank downtown back in the day - It was a temp gig at 14 years old to do the yearly inventory but I ended up in the lingerie department for a week destroying each returned item, bras, panties etc. in unique ways so Meyer and Frank could return the items to the manufacturers. illegal as hell. 2) Fletch 3) The bottle room at the old Natures on Beaverton Hillsdale Highway 4) Fuck Hillary (that hurts to say), Mary Donald (for the money), Kill Bernie (he's close to the end anyways) 5) Soundtrack to Little Shop of Horrors.
Five more 1) Best taco 2) most disgusting sexual episode you have been involved with 3) what animal would you most like to be reincarnated as, and what would be the worst? 4) Last time you cheated at anything? 5) sexiest woman over 60?
1.) Yes. I was walkibg home with a friend from a party. He was drunk off his ass, could never hold his liquor well. We were passing some random guy and my friend started talking shit and being billigerent. The guy at first waived it off, then started getting pissed. He told my friend he was a black belt in tae kwon do. My friend kept talking shit. I tried to shut him up, but he was the kind of drunk where it doesn't matter what you say. So, hes being a real loud mouth. I notice the guy pull something out of his pocket. I thought at firts it might be a weapon. But, saw it was his phone. He started texting, then put it away and came at my friend so fast it wasn't funny. This guy wasn't lying. Before I knew it he was kicking my friends ass ( who kind of deserved it) after a moment seeing how one sided it was, I stepped in and broke it up, grabbing my friend up and pushing him behind me and taking a defensive stance. I also know tae kwon do...im not a black belt however. I tell the guy look, my friend talked shit, you beat his ass. Enough. Then a van pulls up. Several guys get out and surround us in a semi circle. I stepped back, keeping my friend behind me, away from all the guys. I said the fighting is over. My friend talked shit, your guy kicked his ass...its done. Tbry said you leave your friend here and you go. I said I'm leaving and i'm taking my friend with me. There will be no fighting. Omce again they said you can go but your friend stays. I repeated myself. Im going and im taking my friend. There will be no fighting. They stood apart and allowed us through. Im certain I saved my friends night that life. I don't condone the things my friend said. But, I defended his life none the less. 2.) No pickles or onions 3.) I'm already the best 3pt shooter in the world so xray vision. 4.) Fox Mulder 5.) Dame
1.Furniture delivery 2. Happy Gilmore 3. Taco Bell drive through/ underneath church choir structure..... tie. 4. Fuck Hillary marry donald kill Bernie 5. Kid Rock
1. Fish taco 2. ATM with two married women without telling the M about the A first. (I DON'T DRINK ANYMORE) 3. Grizzly bear, possum 4. Can't remember 5. Raquel Welch
1 The instrument of assistance perhaps, the savior might be a bit too far. 2 Medium no sauce or mayo. 3 X-ray 4 Harmon Rabb 5 Fist fights are hardly ever won.
Next 5 1.) Obscure TV show you enjoyed watching 2.) Whats your most embarassing moment 3.) Have you ever almost died? 4.) Extra terrestials...do you think they they exist?
1.) Demolition at a house that was supposed to be haunted. 2.) Super Troopers 3.) Outside the lava lounge 4.) Fuck Donald Trump and not in the good way, Kill Hillary for using her personal email, and marry Bernie because everything i need is going to get paid for. 5.) Adele
1.) Jack in the box 2.) Cocaine laced sex tirade 3.) Eagle, fish 4.) GTA5 ( used codes) 5.) Bernadette Peters
1. News Radio (not obscure, but underrated) 2. Maid walking in on me playing with it at a motel the wife and I just checked into. Just get there and wife had to go to a conference. Wrong room. 3. Plenty of times. Gall Bladder surgery, almost drove in from of a train.. stuff like that. 4. I think there is probably life of some sort out the there. I think they would be able to count to 5 at least.
1. Not that I know of 2. Medium-Well, lettuce, tomatoes, onion, jalapeño, mayo, mustard. Waiting for one at 5 guys right now! 3. X-Ray Vision only if I could turn it off and on. 4. Niles Crane 5. Dame no question 1. Best Fast food restaurant? 2. If you lived in one of these 3 universes which would you live in? Harry Potter, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings? 3. If you had one Jedi Power what would you want it to be? 4. Cereal, Oatmeal, pop tarts, or toaster strudels? 5. How fast do you often drive over the highway?
X-Ray vision would be terrible. Those you looked at the most would get cancer from the radiation, and besides who wants to look at skeletons all the time? barfo
1) Panda Express 2) I think Harry Potter. the other two would be great if I were someone of great importance like a Jeti or an Elf, but as an everyday schmo I think you get fucked in those universes. 3) The power to influence minds. You really want to suck my dick! 4) Cereal big time. Best options are Chex and Peanut Butter Captain Crunch. 5) On the Highway I am usually within 5mph of the limit. I used to speed a lot, but too many tickets and I changed my toon. Next five 1) What fetish could you get into that you have never tried? 2) would you rather own a nice house in the city, mountain, beach or elsewhere provided you could never sell. No second house. 3) Name five ripcitytwo members you would like to have a long dinner and drinks with. 4) The perfect car 5) Your biggest weakness.
