A Jets Fan Falls On Hard Times

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  1. DolfanDale

    DolfanDale Active Member

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    Shortly after being rejected by the Justice League, the Avengers and the X-Men, Captain Jet signs a contract for the NFL minimum. Of course, that's the league minimum for tackling dummies. However, the contract does contain some incentives. For example, if Captain Jet survives training camp, the front office will give him the New York Jets Edition of Hooked On Phonics. This edition only teaches one word, but it's the one essential word for Jets fans. J-E-T-S! JETS! JETS! JETS!

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    panthersare#1 The GM

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    Thoth Sisyphus in training

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DolfanDale)</div><div class='quotemain'>Shortly after being rejected by the Justice League, the Avengers and the X-Men, Captain Jet signs a contract for the NFL minimum. Of course, that's the league minimum for tackling dummies. However, the contract does contain some incentives. For example, if Captain Jet survives training camp, the front office will the New York Jets Edition of Hooked On Phonics. This edition only teaches one word, but it's the one essential word for Jets fans. J-E-T-S! JETS! JETS! JETS!
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    Tomorrow's English lesson is vocabulary. The word is; self-respect.
     
  4. DolfanDale

    DolfanDale Active Member

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    Show me a Jets fan with self-respect and I'll show you an oxymoron! [​IMG]






    You know, it's not much fun giving J-E-T-S 1083 a hard time when he's not around to take the abuse.
     
  5. Thoth

    Thoth Sisyphus in training

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    I'm sorry. Are you calling jets fans Morons?
     
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    porky88 King of Kings

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    say what you want but the moron Jest fans are excited about the fact they are coming off a 10-6 kick away from the AFC Title game and where as the Dolphins are coming off a 4-12 season.
     
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    nflfan04 Dazed and Confused

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    but jets and dolphins have 1 thing in common. moron players


    dolphins have ricky
    jets have doug brien
     
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    FLORIDA PACKER nfl-*****s member

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    No Doug Brien any more! He's with DA BEARS!
     
  9. J-E-T-S 1083

    J-E-T-S 1083 The Original Jets Junkie

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DolfanDale)</div><div class='quotemain'>
    You know, it's not much fun giving J-E-T-S 1083 a hard time when he's not around to take the abuse.</div>


    lol wait i have a question what gives the Dolphin fans any right for self respect over the Jets right now?
     
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    tko51 nfl-*****s member

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    Hi guys.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (J-E-T-S 1083)</div><div class='quotemain'>lol wait i have a question what gives the Dolphin fans any right for self respect over the Jets right now?</div>

    I think its that 1 QB going into the HOF this weekend. Specifically, 11/27/94 - the famous spike play that sent the jets in nearly a decade of obscurity.

    Or, it could be because the Dwo has unilaterally decided that is the natural order of things. [​IMG]
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (J-E-T-S 1083)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DolfanDale)</div><div class='quotemain'>
    You know, it's not much fun giving J-E-T-S 1083 a hard time when he's not around to take the abuse.</div>


    lol wait i have a question what gives the Dolphin fans any right for self respect over the Jets right now?</div>

    For one thing, I don't have a billboard in my signature proclaiming my amore for another dude. [​IMG]
     
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    tko51 nfl-*****s member

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    He's got you there buddy.
     
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    tko51 nfl-*****s member

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    as much as I hate to support anything a Dolphins fan says.
     
  15. J-E-T-S 1083

    J-E-T-S 1083 The Original Jets Junkie

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    hey thats not fair i lost a poker game and he got lucky
     
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    My advice... don't play poker.

    If I'm gonna gamble with cards, I play this game called Acey Deucey - and I don't play it with more then two other people.

    Ever heard of it?
     
  17. J-E-T-S 1083

    J-E-T-S 1083 The Original Jets Junkie

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (tko51)</div><div class='quotemain'>My advice... don't play poker.

    If I'm gonna gamble with cards, I play this game called Acey Deucey - and I don't play it with more then two other people.

    Ever heard of it?</div>

    first off i do play acey deucey its quite a good game, 2nd off i'm not gonna take your advice because i play poker a lot and i win money a lot. The game i played with GF i won the game before and he outdrawed me on the hand the i went all in. yea even ask nflfan we play all the time he'll tell u i beat him everytime [​IMG]
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (J-E-T-S 1083)</div><div class='quotemain'>hey thats not fair i lost a poker game and he got lucky</div>

    Talk about "too much information!" [​IMG] (Sorry, J-E-T-S, I couldn't resist.)
     
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    nflfan04 Dazed and Confused

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    LOL thats GREAT! oh and you dont win EVERYTIME
     
  20. J-E-T-S 1083

    J-E-T-S 1083 The Original Jets Junkie

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DolfanDale)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (J-E-T-S 1083)</div><div class='quotemain'>hey thats not fair i lost a poker game and he got lucky</div>

    Talk about "too much information!" [​IMG] (Sorry, J-E-T-S, I couldn't resist.)</div>

    lol i swear its not what u think

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (nflfan04)</div><div class='quotemain'>LOL thats GREAT! oh and you dont win EVERYTIME</div>

    lol just about hey and u were in that poker game with my and GF and MM, u came in last and 2nd in those games. I'm just wondering why GF hasnt made any signatures yet for anyother of u guys :x
     

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