ahhh well, here we go. i live in new hampshire. my ex lady (who will be referred to from here on out as "frownyface") is a fucking nutso. we have been broken up since summer 2007, we have a daughter(drexler age 3) together. we bought a house together. she has a son from a previous relationship that i am still close with. she is hot and smart and likes good music. good times. we fought ALOT, she likes to lose her shit, i cheated on her, we broke up. bad times. neither of us could afford the house so we had to sell it. at a loss.(thank you welfare, short sale) we have been sleeping together ever since, probably once a month or so, which has gone on during other relationships we both have had since. i am starting to get really serious with my current girlfriend(who will be referred to from here on out as "funbags"), which may sound ridiculous considering i have been cheating on her too with frownyface and others(im a pig, i know) but it is what it is. i like her, and would not really like to break up with her. anyhooo.... about a month ago, frownyface walks into my house at 6am, im in bed naked with funbags, and starts fucking losing her mind on me because i took her son to funspot (like an arcade/bowling/baby bumper car kinda joint). she was livid because funbags was with us, and she didnt want her around her son. which is a semi valid complaint from her as she had expressed this before to me, but i guess i just spaced it. i dont smoke weed anymore. soooo frownyface goes and tells funbags that i have been fucking her on the side the whole time. hilarity ensues, as does ample amounts of crying/screaming/promising etc between me and funbags, with me swearing that i do NOT love frownyface, and do NOT want to get back together with her, yada yada. she doesnt dump me, which is cool by me, and frownyface only becomes more enraged. come to find out, frownyface had been pining for me, and had been growing increasingly jealous as mine and funbags relationship became more and more serious. soooo.... frownyface comes over to my house unannounced a week later at midnight, funbags wasnt there. she is all about getting back together, basically begging, trying to seduce me, being very VERY argumentative as i tell her "get the fuck out of my house, you are a crazy bitch, etc", until she finally leaves around 4 in the morning. she sends me a text saying shit like "tell my daughter i love her, take care of the kids, etc" suicide bullshit basically, and then texts again saying "the vicodin is gone". i call the fucking cops, no way am i letting her kill herself, even if i DO hate the bitch. they go there and give the all clear, nothing to see here, whoop de doo da day, meanwhile she had just taken 20 vicodin, a ful bottle of tylenol, and 10 flexoril, a muscle relaxer. fucking idiot cops. i drive over there to find her nearly unconscious so i get her to the hospital, she gets treatment, and they put her in the mental hospital, she basically has to beg them to let her out, promising to do all sorts of counseling and meds and such. she gets out. hmmmm..... frownyface meets some guy (ill call him phishfan) from arkansas on the internet. the guy comes up here to new hampshire a week later. i know nothing about it. not that i really care, or deserve to know, but we share our daughter about evenly, and we kinda made an agreement to at least let the other person know when we were seeing someone, if that person was going to be around alot. phishfan come up here, he's here like a week, when she calls me and tells me "im moving to arkansas because they have cheap schools so i can become a RN". i say, "YOU ARE FUCKING CRAZY", and i mean it. she leaves the next day. she leaves me with my daughter thank god. i find out later about phishfan, and it makes a little more sense as to why she would go down there, but at the same time makes her appear even more fucking nutzo than she already did. all of her friends and family think she is fucking loony toons. she wants to take my daughter down there and swap her back and forth every 2 months until she starts school, i told her fuck off and petitioned for custody. it all makes me really sad when i think about it, mostly i feel sadness for my daughter and her son. i feel some for frownyface too, it hurts me to think about her making frantic and desperate decisions that are irreparably damaging not only her, but her childrens lives.
I have no idea what to say to about 5 parts of that story....but I'm sorry, and I prayed for you and your situation.
That definitely sucks man, hopefully they let you keep your daughter. Her trying to commit suicide and being in a mental hospital obviously would help your case for full custody.
I dont think you are looking for advice and just want to vent which is VERY understandable....holy shit, drama....and humor. Just look at it from the outside looking in and laugh...and then keep your daughter.
^ Haha blaming New Hampshire. I blame cheating. Sucks what has happened man, and I'm praying things get better for your family.
Economy Global Warming Inbreeding America's Collective I.Q. Pollution Ugly Women Racism Homophobia Endangered Animals Boredom Me not knowing what a square root is because the school systems here are horrific I could go on and on...
That's a crazy fucking story bro. But I wish you the best and you seem like you have your head on straight. I mean, sure, cheating is bad, but if her nickname is funbags...than ya gotta. Also, you ex lady is fucking nuts no doubt, and I feel horrible for you kids man. Hopefully funbags knows how to deal with em.
You should set up cameras and get all this online and make a ton of $$$$$! Then move to P-Town and get season tickets to the Blazers!
I'm with Celtic King. Although I don't get how someone can first, go for someone on the internet, but not only that, someone in Arkansas.
