Hate to burst the balloon, but B-R.com has him at -0.3. Don't see how his PER could have gone up in the Magic game since he went 0-3 from the field and made no other contributions to the boxscore. http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/t/teaguma01.html
"For over a thousand years Roman conquerors returning from the wars enjoyed the honor of triumph, a tumultuous parade. In the procession came trumpeteers, musicians and strange animals from conquered territories, together with carts laden with treasure and captured armaments. The conquerors rode in a triumphal chariot, the dazed prisoners walking in chains before him. Sometimes his children robed in white stood with him in the chariot or rode the trace horses. A slave stood behind the conqueror holding a golden crown and whispering in his ear a warning: that all glory is fleeting." - Gen. George C. Patton
