aldridge "feels like a virgin"

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  1. SpamKing

    SpamKing "Moisten needle before inserting"

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    SpamKing, Aug 16, 2015
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    Poor dude.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    He is also mentally drained by playing center, by playing near the hoop, by playing more than one half well...he's really quite limited.
     
    jlprk, Aug 16, 2015
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    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    "I don't like change"
    He would've chose Pheonix over us so he was looking for change... But he's already established himself as a pretty good liar.
     
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    Drained as in, he just flushed his legacy down the toilet?
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Popovich will make Aldridge a rounded player instead of a gimmick player, but to get there, he'll make him work 3 times as hard as he did here. Aldridge will realize how easy he had it here, meeting such low expectations of homer fans.
     
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    LaMarsha is setting up fallback excuses for the bad season his knows he will have.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Yeah, the Blazers fans are the ones who got fucked.
     
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    What. An. Asshole.
     
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    Someone explain to LaMarsha that she can't have her virginity back... buy her a GPS as well so she doesn't end up in Mexico by mistake.
     
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    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    What a lame journalistic piece. Befitting the character of a lame player.
     
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    Yes, YES! mmmhahahaha
    :evilfire::evilfire::evilfire:
     
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    FIFY
     
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    You know Im building a house for my you know shoes specifically my you know dame collection. But you know, tom tom didnt tell me to turn in time so you know, life is hard.
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Oh, LaMelda. 'Sympathy' is in the dictionary, somewhere between 'shit' and 'syphilis'. I'd help you look it up, but I don't care.

    At least you have your shoes to salve your self-loathing.
     
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    what an idiot, the more I hear from this guy the more I am glad he is gone
     
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    You know, I don't see anything offensive in that brief article. He does not know his way around a new city but hopes to adjust. Aside from being pissed off he left, so what?
     
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    I don't like change either, I donate it to causes or give it to buskers that can actually play an instrument..
     
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    What a fucking soft ass bitch....
     
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