OT All I want for Christmas is..... (NSFW)

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  1. Dougnsalem

    Dougnsalem not barf

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    I mean, I don't expect it would have monthly mood changes. Or require some fancy dinner at an expensive restaurant. It may not do the dishes, but HEY, they aren't being done anyways! Does it need time for a talk??? Probably not. Lol. Bet it doesn't need a monthly allowance either.....

    Autoblow AI is a sex toy that promises ‘surprise’
    The oral sex toy has 10 usage patterns determined by a deep learning system.


    NSFW: This article may contain links to and descriptions or images of explicit sexual acts.

    The phrase "artificial intelligence" conjures all sorts of ideas about a synthetic consciousness that knows us better than we know ourselves. But it's more often hollowly used as a buzzword, providing a little excitement to systems that just identify patterns. This pattern recognition has been, apparently, harnessed by the Autoblow AI, a device that claims to use AI to offer users the "perfect blowjob."

    Autoblow was started back in 2008 with its first eponymous product that sought to mechanically simulate oral sex. Creator Brian Sloan went on to crowdfund backing for the Autoblow 2 in 2014, with additional campaigns for two more hardware revisions, the 2+ in 2016 and 2+XT in 2017. All of them blew past their initial targets, raising hundreds of thousands of dollars, something that Sloan has repeated by crowdfunding a number of other toys through Indiegogo.

    The fourth-generation Autoblow AI received more than half a million US dollars in backing, and now the first units are making their way to backers. It is unique enough that its internal workings have been patented, and it received plenty of coverage in the press before the device had even launched.

    https://www.engadget.com/amp/2019/09/27/autoblow-ai-deep-learning-sex-toy/


    You get the idea. There's more to the article. Pictures too!!! I'll let you guys go read it. I'm kinda busy now.... Lol
     
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  2. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Thanks for the tip but no thanks.
     
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    hoopsjock Well-Known Member

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    Did he give you just the tip?
     
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Oh, come on. In your case how “deep” can the learning curve be? ;)
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    You know that thing is going to bite your dick right off when the machine uprising starts.

    barfo
     
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    MARIS61 Real American

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    At what level of AI does it become rape without first getting consent?

    Sticky situations abound.
     
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    I sure wouldn't want to have to clean one of those things.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    The tip of the iceberg? I dunno, maybe.
     

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