Today would've been my mom's bday....thread freaked me right out...then I read ..mom and hump back...and just stopped there...this is why we can't have nice mom threads!!!
I don't know about 'our' but it's my true ancestor. I've learned to sponge off others. Can I borrow your lawnmower? I promise to bring it back.
This is the first time I've heard of mom having four legs. I've heard mom remark many times that when she was dating my dad, he had more arms than an octopus.
Lawnmowers are bad for the environment, if you want to be a true liberal you should get a goat to trim/eat your grass. You'll get extra lib points if you name the goat Trump.
If you go to the original link and scroll down - the next story is about your Dad. A real family web site that is. https://www.inverse.com/article/34186-stoned-ape-hypothesis