ANOTHER (completely unscientific) politics test

Time asks seemingly random questions and then predicts your political leanings. I got 97% liberal, so it seems to know something.

http://science.time.com/2014/01/09/can-time-predict-your-politics/

 

Is 76% conservative considered right?

 

Sounds about right.

 

You're not liberal at all.

Your posts usually represent a facist or dictatorial view, where the "elite" decide what is best for the stupid masses.

 

The test makes false assumptions from the answers to rigged questions.

The dog and cat question for example, assumes you like dogs more than cats if you disagree that you like cats more than dogs. I like them equally, but that answer is intentionally left out.

It asks if I personally like borders, which I do, but assumes I think they are for the good of the world, which is a totally different question.

After reading the absurd and simplistic assumptions made by the obvious left-wing taxpayer grantee I now put no value of any kind on the educational success of the U of TX.

 

You're not paying attention to what I say then, but go ahead and try to prove your point.

 

You're 78% conservative, 22% liberal.

 

Hoojacks, you're such a big goddamn "facist". Always discriminating by the appearance of faces of other people.

Shit, I suppose I'm a "facist" also.

 

I try not to look at people's faces

 

That's what I'd do in college the morning after if it'd been a crazy night.

 

This thing is broken.

You're 34% conservative, 66% liberal.

 

82% Liberal

 

"You're 23% conservative, 77% liberal."

 

It's right of me, I came in at 72%...

 

Only 82% conservative.

 

Denny, you hippy commie bastard!