Has any1 got any good jokes for me, i've got 1 to start you off: An American & a Russian r sat in a pub, arguing about which country is the best, the American says: We Americans are best, we put the 1st man on the moon! The Russian says: No! We Russians are the best, we put the 1st man into space! The argument continues... Then a blonde walks in and says: My country is gonna be the best! We're gonna put the 1st man on the sun! The American and the Russian look at each other and say: that's impossible, you cant land on the sun, you'll burn up before you get there! The blonde says: don't be silly, we thought of that, that's why we're going at night!
