OT Avocados Are Recalled Across 6 States But Millennials Vow to Eat Them Anyway: ‘If I Die, I Die’

This is still healthier than eating Tide Pods. And tastier.

Also, considering that most Millennials will probably die young under a mound of student debt, it's rational not to worry about long-term health.

 

I am printing this web page and putting it on my 2 Avocado trees. I hope they pay attention and do not get this disease.

 

It's a race to the Darwin Award. Yeah, baby!

 

Quit your bitching. If I eat too many avocados I'll have a heart problem and die. Avocados are not allowed on my diet.

Oh crap, now Maris is going to invite me over for an avocado lunch.

 

potassium. Too much potassium is bad for me. They test my blood for potassium a minimum of once a month.
Here's a hint, don't get sprayed with Agent Orange.

 

Bastard, I love 'em and can't have any.

 

Depressing thought!

 

I never ate them either until I moved to California the second time. Learn to love them. Why did it take so long?

 

Only the ones from california are shit

 

FTFY

 

Yep.
Also, no chocolate, orange juice, artichokes, grapefruit juice, whole grain foods including oatmeal, spinach, apricots, limited coffee and tea, no acorn squash, no sweet potato, limited salmon, broccoli, dried beans, dried fruit, nuts, peas, mushrooms, cantaloupe, beets, tomatoes, dairy products like milk and cheese and clams. Other than that, the sky's the limit.