This is round 1 of the battle tournament. Try your best. The winner will advance to the next round, while the loser will be eliminated. You have 2 days to battle back and forth, and then a winner will be announce by the following criteria: 1. Originality ..../10 2. Rhyme Scheme ..../10 3. Creativity ..../10 4. Rebutals ..../10 5. Flow ..../10 total _____/50 Good luck! And have fun. Remember, if you are busy, I can always extend the time for the battle.
*Turns on Grinding beat* Chea, uh, uh, yo, yo, yo... I come from Harlem, so I’m always strapped with a vest Like old Wizards throwbacks, I’ll put bullets on your chest So bring you’re A-Game, son. I always have mine handy. If you don’t you’ll be M.I.A. just like the team Miami. I’m known worldwide, been everywhere like M-Two-One And again like Miami, I pack Heat like them too, son. I’m the King, MrJ. Also known as that number one negro Since I’m too nice for you, just cut yourself like as if you were emo. From your girls, I get action rocking my sporty drawers. My rhymes are Thrillas like Jackson’s and 44’s. If you talk reckless, just know I’m a heat squeezer I’m getting good looking girls, while you’re still a meat-beater I hear you also try to act hard, but you’re still a fake mobster So I’ll eat you up like my name was Mel and you were a plate of lobster. Everyone stop the lying, this User’s dead. I’ll talk to Brian about making you a loser thread. Everybody owns him so I won’t be the first to trash him And as you can see P.A.P. ain’t the only lyrical assassin
Lol i suck at this but here goes nothing Yo.. DJ turn on the beat.. Watch me kill MrJ and take the lead Man hold up, im so tired, my hands hurt I am sweating, lemme wipe my sweat off my shirt MrJ is wack, he cant rap He sucks and deserves a slap I rock these forums, and own this place. So move on and give me space. Lemme pull out a real one MrJ you suck, because I have just won Dont hate because you are too late Crazy as it sounds im conflicted to drop beats Sit all ya back in ur seats and loose feelin of ur feet Ill make it short cuz my rhymes could write a book But that would leave u scared a lil bit sick and shook So someone out here check it out give me props How i make ur hair stand up and u eardrums pop Yall runnin crazy like someone just got shot But its just me rappin something that u can stop YEAH.. Ey thats a good try..My first time btw. I made up and wrote the bold part in advance The other part just came off the top of my head..
Uh, uh, yo... I even gave your sister play. She’s a hoe, so fo’ sho’ she knows Mister J. His girl’s name is Poochie, she’s a ordinary hoochie To get in her coochie I just got her some fake Gucci. While your bagging meals for people over at B.K. I’m bagging hoes from Saturdays2Sundays with C.K. This rap thing here, I’m in the game like EA So when your girls here my name, I get a BJ Because I beat clowns like you, a king is what I became I know you want to, but you’re not nice enough to beat J. And as the King, I own this thread—this ain’t even your casa. Again, I’m undefeated. If you don’t believe that stat, than ask Durvasa. The fact that you replied is why your losing hard. Aren't you that same cat thinking Barkley was a shooting guard?
What??lmao Rocking with the stats is my boy is Durvasa You suck, go back to your casa Go lay on the bed, think again I dont wanna mess you up and cause some pain Your lyrics suck, they are trash I ball em up, throw em in da pool, cause a splash My sister aint a hoe, your momma is one, which is fo'sho She got a nice booty, which go up and down She is so fugly, she look like a clown She is a little flirty But gets in the bed and knows how to get dirty She did a split So i got my hands, and grabbed her tits! They were big and wobbly But I just grabbed em softly.. It was nice and fun We woke up in the morning together and watched the sun CHYEA!
I know you want a shakeup just to see me fail, son. But we have a better chance seeing you in makeup and getting your nails done. Your rhymes suck, it?ll be best if you just retire Cuz the only time you?ll have hot bars is if your jail cell is on fire Talk stupid, I might just have to smoke the banger My rhymes stay off the hook like a broken hanger Another emcee for me to eat, so let me get my pig on If you didn?t know before, I spit nastier than Cassell with a wig on. Me and Swish be stacking riches and bagging bitches Because I?m sick, I?ll stick to sharing more verses And as a chick, stick to wearing your purses. I'm from NYC, so I'm always repping that great city. My lines will put you out commision but nope, I'm not shapecity.
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting MrJ:</div><div class="quote_post">I know you want a shakeup just to see me fail, son. But we have a better chance seeing you in makeup and getting your nails done. Your rhymes suck, it?ll be best if you just retire Cuz the only time you?ll have hot bars is if your jail cell is on fire Talk stupid, I might just have to smoke the banger My rhymes stay off the hook like a broken hanger Another emcee for me to eat, so let me get my pig on If you didn?t know before, I spit nastier than Cassell with a wig on. Me and Swish be stacking riches and bagging bitches Because I?m sick, I?ll stick to sharing more verses And as a chick, stick to wearing your purses. I'm from NYC, so I'm always repping that great city. My lines will put you out commision but nope, I'm not shapecity.</div> Look at your lines, you call me son They are failures, and mines are number one If i get my nails done, How is mom your mom gon live without the fun I pay her every night, she gon' be broke and sit around going on a diet. You think I should retire Your lines are fake, they need to go and burn in the fire. You cant rap, how many times do I say that, just go home and get a nap. Im repping that place called htown. Has a great downtown. I roll my slabs in the streets of htown Look at my boy MrJ sucking dick with his facedown.
You’re still talking? Man, I thought you had retired. Even my boy Tribute thinks Umair should be fired. Everyone can murder you from Ray J, to Jay_Ray. From Chutney to Buckwheat, so enough please. You’re not real, you’re a faker man, so I’m gonna bring the hammer Yes, I’m the Real Deal, but I’m not a Laker fan or a spammer. I should retire? You should listen, while I dictate Cuz I’ll give you long hiatus like your name was Squishface
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting MrJ:</div><div class="quote_post">You?re still talking? Man, I thought you had retired. Even my boy Tribute thinks Umair should be fired. Everyone can murder you from Ray J, to Jay_Ray. From Chutney to buckwheat, so enough please. You?re not real, you?re a faker man, so I?m gonna bring the hammer Yes, I?m the Real Deal, but I?m not a Laker fan or a spammer. I should retire? You should listen, while I dictate Cuz I?ll give you long hiatus like your name was Squishface</div> Me and retiring? Think again.. I thought you were sucking dick back in htown. So you are ready to rap, but first go wear your gown Im not a faker, your just made cuz u is a sucky ass hater Squishface?Thats a gay name Shut up before I knock you out with a punch and make you lose your fame. Im not wack, you are just mad because you lack MrJ, are you still sucking dick? If not Then come here again, because I have another stick.
I voted for MrJ. No contest, really. MrJ was better in every category and this was the most uneven matchup of the first round (pending on Voodoo Child's rap).
Mr J "Your lyrics suck, they are trash I ball em up, throw em in da pool, cause a splash" LMAO that is classic though
I voted for Umair. Not only were EVERY SINGLE one of his lines a classic, his verses left an impression in all the rest of the rapper's hearts, to the point where he was immortalized in all of the other verses in this tourney so far. If that's not skills, I don't know what is. And I don't know if there will ever be a line greater than "MrJ, are you still sucking dick? If not Then come here again, because I have another stick" or Im repping that place called htown. Has a great downtown. I roll my slabs in the streets of htown Who else can rhyme Htown within three bars twice? BEAT THAT MrJ. Having said all that, I think everyone knows who my vote is for...let's just say, it's the person who didn't rhyme Htown with Htown and ask another guy to suck his dick. Umair, next tourney, you'll win it for sure.
