This is round 1 of the battle tournament. Try your best. The winner will advance to the next round, while the loser will be eliminated. You have 2 days to battle back and forth, and then a winner will be announce by the following criteria: 1. Originality ..../10 2. Rhyme Scheme ..../10 3. Creativity ..../10 4. Rebutals ..../10 5. Flow ..../10 total _____/50 Good luck! And have fun. Remember, if you are busy, I can always extend the time for the battle.
aiiyo it's the one and only phundamentalz - Born To Spit kicking wisdom daily like i think i'm god's gift cause i'm the dopest MC in this b-ball chatroom you cats stink so bad you need to wear perfume or deodorant spray anything to cover up your stinky rhymes cause your see-through lies got me breakin out in hives now see i'm twice as nice, you fake rappers I despise copying lines from other lines that MC's write a million times and when i see you step onstage and grip the mic with fearful eyes i get ready to eat you alive and wash you down with Saint Ides
The names Smitty and im here to squash you kid//Best ever to cross a mike since A.I did You say you're God's gift? Bro you're killin me//I'll end your life like I was a Wu-Tang killa bee Your name's phunDamentalz? I oughta just spit in your face//Put 81 in your head like Kobe was up in the place You might as well stop right now so I can win this contest//Get my money and roll in a brand new whiiiiiiip like Rhymefest JBB, It really isn't hard to see//Got him shaking his head like "OH..WHY ME?" It's Smitty man, you know I'm King of the Ring//Make your body black & white so you'll be feelin the Sting Brian end it now, you know Smitty's the one//PhunDamentalz got steamrolled, this chapter is done
your name's Smitty i won't say what that sounds like but it's something that comes out a hole you don't wipe and now i see that you're the cliched bandwagoning type jumping on kobe's stats like you wish you were tight see brah i don't compare myself to no celebrities secure with myself, don't go pointing at other's trophies and oh yeah i eat you wu-tang bees for breakfast killing you on the mic like Charles Bronson in Death Wish in round one you failed miserably, i'd give you a D minus some dem lines make me laugh so hard snot flies out my sinus cause i'm the finest, can't deny this, so-dope-that-every-other-MC-wants-to-bite-est
Don't be mad cuz my name got more credibilty than you//Don't be mad cuz females like me better than you Be for real homie, you are not that ill//I'll hit you with haymakers as if I was Kendall Gill Ha, I bet you think you got chicks all over the place//Brag about it, while I go put a smile on their face Bite-est? Let's not even go there//I'll just let the 9s spray, and call it TECHnological warfare Quit yappin sucka, who are you better than?//You're a rook homie, I am a seasoned veteran Just retire brotha, quit while you are ahead//Before I end your life, and stuff your corpse in the shed
I ain't mad, son, you ain't proved nothin I'm a steak and eggs spitter you're a crispy creme muffin You call yourself a veteran and on and on chatterin my thoughts a river homes you're like a brook babblin call me a brotha, a sucka and a homie The s**T you spit is verizon dude its PHONE-y Plus a nine don't spray, you must be thinking of an AK You're watching Queer Eye while I'm lounging with a PlayMate you're skin and bones brah go and hit the free weights You got your lines off of 50 cent's mixtape So quit the game while you're behind, don't be stupid hang up the gloves and save your breath kid, its PUTRID
I voted for Smitty. I thought phunDamentalz 3rd post was probably the only one that could be considered better than Smitty's. Otherwise, Smitty had arguable the best line of the 1st round (best ever to cross a Mike since A.I. did), and showed more in fewer verses. Also, a couple of phunDamentalz' lines were iffy and didn't really flow.
Smitty, because he probably had the best line so far. <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">The names Smitty and im here to squash you kid//Best ever to cross a mike since A.I did</div>
I can't even vote on this battle because I don't think either one took control. Both just spit cliches and generalizations, but at no point did they attempt to get at each other.
actually.. i have to change my mind.. i dont think i can vote either cuz like thrilla said no one really took over, i cant pick smitty just because of one crazy line.. all though it was probably the best line, it didnt diss him that much.. so therefore i cant vote.
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting azn_iverson:</div><div class="quote_post">actually.. i have to change my mind.. i dont think i can vote either cuz like thrilla said no one really took over, i cant pick smitty just because of one crazy line.. all though it was probably the best line, it didnt diss him that much.. so therefore i cant vote.</div> what?? of course you can vote, you too thrilla
aite... if i have the vote, i give the edge to phundamentalz... i really cant give it to smitty cuz of that one line.. and i felt phundamentalz brought more to the table
Phun, i just noticed this line but I thought it was nice: Plus a nine don't spray, you must be thinking of an AK You're watching Queer Eye while I'm lounging with a PlayMate Smitty had a lot of general lines but they all flowed really well I think and I loved the AI line, like everyone else. However, phundamentalz' lines actually left more of an impression on me cause more of his punhlines stood out to me. If I honestly had to vote, I'd call it a TIE. So, I guess you can count that as one vote for each of them
I got to go with Smitty on this one the…….. <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post"> The names Smitty and im here to squash you kid//Best ever to cross a mike since A.I did</div> Was simply genius.
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Junoon:</div><div class="quote_post">Phun, i just noticed this line but I thought it was nice: Plus a nine don't spray, you must be thinking of an AK You're watching Queer Eye while I'm lounging with a PlayMate Smitty had a lot of general lines but they all flowed really well I think and I loved the AI line, like everyone else. However, phundamentalz' lines actually left more of an impression on me cause more of his punhlines stood out to me. If I honestly had to vote, I'd call it a TIE. So, I guess you can count that as one vote for each of them </div> thanks but a better solution would be to only give me a vote as I kind of need them....
Both battled well... but Smitty hit slightly harder. If they did more rhyming I would have been more satisfied though.
