BBW member posting!

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  1. BALLAHOLLIC

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    This is all in good fun, hopefully nobody takes this personal. Give your best impression of another BBW members posting. I took a shot at it...CelticBalla32:Wow, That's my boy Rajon Rondo! I love this Kid, he's absolutely PHENOMENAL! Rondo can rebound like a forward, play solid defense, and take good care of the ball. He's the future PG of the Boston dynasty baby, thats my boy right there. I LOVE this game!!!tHe_pEsTiLeNcE:actually, contrary to what most people believe. The Warriors are actually 13-3 when Baron Davis eats toast in the morning. that's nothing compared to the 24-7 record when our towel boy wears his lucky underwear to our games. oh yeah, by the way. did you know that Baron Davis averages 3.6 swearwords per game?Something-To-Say:What the F*ck do you mean Kobe is the best player in the NBA?!?!? are you f*ckin retarded! God, you're an idiot PFF, you need to be banned already. F*ckin prick. I don't know anything about the NBA, so I throw a bunch of swear words in my post to make myself look cool. OMG, WTF!?!mavsfan1000:Kobe Bryant isn't a very good player. I don't see how you can say he's better than Erick Dampier. Because Dampier shoots a higher FG percentage. That proves Damp is the much better player.Serge:I am a Sixers Fan! I swear I didn't hop on any bandwagon! I'm a Sixers fan for life, I go to games! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT. You don't know anything LMAO.Pacers fan forever:BALLAHOLLIC, would you please be kind enough to remove the word 'penis' from every post on this board. My dad wouldn't want to come over and read something like that on a basketball site. He would be horrified that im taking in that kind of negativity. what are boobs?The Legacy: BALLAHOLLIC, would you please be kind enough to remove the word 'penis' from every post on this board. My dad wouldn't want to come over and read something like that on a basketball site. He would be horrified that im taking in that kind of negativity. what are boobs? I'm not PFF either, why would you even think that?Illosophee:<span style="font-family:Century Gothic">This one time, I picked up these really hot girls named Azzy and Jennifer in my Mercedes SL500. We had sex in my car a few times then I went to the basketball court and beat this kids ass for looking at my car with jealousy. After I beat him up, I went on to hit 47 three pointers in a row while getting a blowjob. If you don't believe me, I don't care. This is the internet, I know what happened is true. </span>
     
  2. TheAnalyst

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    BCB:Watching a f*cking WNBA game is equivalent to getting pumped in the ass by a caveman with a 10 foot penis. I dont understand how anybody could watch that bullsh**. The forum is ruining BBW. Im just doing this to boost my post count. Let me go watch Scrubs and The Office now.Serge:AI could average 1,000 ppg if he wanted to. But he doesn't because he doesn't get enough playing time. If he played all 48 minute the Nuggets be winnin 5 straight championships. Melo could easily be the next Larry Bird. They both are great shooters and are triple double threat.Ill think of more later.
     
  3. BrewCityBuck

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    Haha, those were funny Tony. And your an ***hole Analyst. [​IMG]
     
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    S_GaurdYa so the sonics r so good(.) I was like dat nicca waz crazy(.) I slapped him and tony cried all night long(.) IT was crazy(.) really (.)BALLAHOLLICI am pretty good, you guys underestimate me. I think I could play a good shooting position in a decent league - possibly getting me into the NBA as an undrafted free agent. Oh yes - and remember guys, my dad is a retired officer, so don't mess with me - I'll get my dad's lawyers on you're ass!Dmoney<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Shaquille O'Neal is getting old, I don't think he can carry the Heat much longer.</div>Ya I agree, Shaq is getting old, and I don't think he can carry the Heat much longer.Oh yes, and Ballahollic you rule! you are like the best admin in the history of the internets.BrewCityBuckOMG terrorists are gonna invade my school and kill us all. There's a huge chance it could happen - you guys underestimate these terrorists. They are capable of doing something like this...those sickos.gosh I love reppin, you sex machine!JusticeAAAAA HHAH I am drunkROK Drug Free, Sex Free, Better than YOU.*Sits and cries to self because he does not get ass*CelticBalla32God I know everything about basketball, don't doubt my auth-or-itay because I am a global mod! I just jizzed myself thinking about Paul Pierce GOD!
     
  5. Pacers fan forever

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    :lmao-1: :lmao-1: :lmao-1: :lmao-1: Ballaholic, that was a year ago, thoughAnd that Dmoney one was the funniest of all ReppinI'll do some when I get home
     
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    <u>Mardy</u>WWWOOO!!!!!!!!! Mardy Collins is GOD...wait, I dont believe in god....
     
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    GentileOutside of you guys and your overly philosophiscal minds I think you guys are downright confuzzled. In the real world, on the streets, theres no such thing as shootings, theres real massacres and death, you guys grew up in a soft neighbourhood. Whats the point of this inferior thread and its cluelessness to the real mesage the world is giving you here? Where I grew up, it was do it or die trying, fellas.Bring your anger to the poker table gentile [​IMG]
     
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    WaqasHugh Hefner is gay. CB4allstarThat's right I jackoff chronically. I'm tall too with big feet, so I jackoff all night long... chronically. Keep joking about me and I will have all-nighters with your girl on my hardrive....chronically.DsounGBallahollicI just bought a skyscrapper!CombsShutup balla! I just bought youBCBU shutup combs I love BallaReppintheDI THOUGHT YOU LOVE ME BCB...... :cry2: S_Guard(!) Who you niggas.....What you niggas....When you niggas...Where you niggas.....and Why you Niggas...and I dont eat fried chicken cause I'm allergic to cockroaches(?)GentileWhy be so confusing? You're only confusing yourself.What does mean mean?718PressureI just came on here to get second place on pacman and try to beat my nigga gene.. I mean S_Guard. Just wait nigga ima be first. mo fiya
     
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    TonyLook at all my friends, we take poops in eachothers backpacks, look at all my friends, look at all the parties I go to, look, I drew a big cock on my friends back! I sure love my friends! Hey look Jim, there's a penis on your back! I sleep all day because of all my friends, girls want to have sex with me but I refuse, look at all my friends....my friends...my new friends...my black friends....my...my...friends....CelticballaWell, when I look at Kevin Durant amazingly awesome game, I think he's a great, smooth shooter, with good form, he can hit shots from anywhere, can rebound, gets a good jump when he rebounds, smooth running the floor, truely great potential, did I tell you anything you didn't already know?ReppinTheDI love Arab fascists like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, I think people have to give him a chance and support him, even if he hates and wants to exterminate the jewish people....Americans are just ignorant.DMoneySure I never have an opinion on anything, sure nobody knows anything about me, sure I have no personality, but as long as I ask every member how they are doing everyother day, I consider myself happy.S2SOMG chicks won't F*ck me, I hate chicks. No popular poeple like me, I hate popular people. I'm mad at the world, so I hate people that do things I can't do.Illosophee(Sorry, couldn't come up with anything, but he does remind of this douchebag friend I had when I was little that felt he had to lie to everyone about all the cool stuff he did, just so people would like him.)
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ May 14 2007, 03:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>CelticballaWell, when I look at Kevin Durant amazingly awesome game, I think he's a great, smooth shooter, with good form, he can hit shots from anywhere, can rebound, gets a good jump when he rebounds, smooth running the floor, truely great potential, did I tell you anything you didn't already know?</div>Your my dude CB32, but that is very true... [​IMG]
     
  11. gentile

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RaptorFan#1 @ May 14 2007, 03:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>GentileOutside of you guys and your overly philosophiscal minds I think you guys are downright confuzzled. In the real world, on the streets, theres no such thing as shootings, theres real massacres and death, you guys grew up in a soft neighbourhood. Whats the point of this inferior thread and its cluelessness to the real mesage the world is giving you here? Where I grew up, it was do it or die trying, fellas.Bring your anger to the poker table gentile [​IMG]</div>Send me the damn password, Raptorfan!!
     
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    LOL Some of these are pretty funny...Good to see nobody's taking them serious either...
     
  13. Something-To-Say

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    Tony I know stuff about the NBA, have you looked at whatever thread it was where serge is trying to say AI was the 04/05 MVP? Even BigMo agreed with one of my posts.
     
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    Sguard-Yo(,) AI(.) iz the(.) total pi(.)(.)mp. He'z (!) Ma N(I)g.BCB-Jesus, look at these global warming nuts. Typical Liberal drivel. Anyone see The Office today? Sh*t was good. How bout that global warming? Balla-<span style="font-family:Arial">Seriously, I'm the best player on my rec team, and Joe Schmoe down my street said I have a serious shot at making a Euro team. Everyone needs a stocky shooter who can ball. I can shoot the lights out behind the arc. Seriously.</span>S2S-F*ck. F*ck. F*ck. F*ck. Sh*t. P*ss. Did I mention F*ck?Illosophee-<span style="font-family:Arial Narrow">So I was driving down in the hood with my Honda 3059s-03040569LOL93294 the other day because I'm sweet like that, and this 6'8 260 black guy was looking at my Honda ajklehfhaouihef very enviously. I got out, pushed him to the ground, curbstomped him, and raped him. He didn't stand a chance. Then all these hot chicks came up to me and my Honda blabadybla, and started to give me a lapdance. I politely told them to stop because I have my supermodel girlfriend Azzy back at home. I climbed back into my Honda @#$#@#$^^&$@! and drove home and banged Azzy. True story. Why would I lie on the internet?</span>Someone do me.
     
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    The CaptainI'm a young wise-ass that can't get the stains off Thompson's shorts. George Bush is a genius no matter what Mensa says. Somebody do me.
     
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    BCB
    Oh yeah, I've been following Kevin Durant since I was 6. I'm a god. I don't watch the Bucks anymore because Bogut plays like a pussy. Al Jefferson has a big ass nose.

    BALLAHOLLIC
    Ahh yes. In 1943, I remember a guy named Charlie Crackajack. He played for the Lexington Hoopsters and he was probably one of the more underrated players of his generation.

    CB4
    Uuuh.. ooooh yeah... uhhh.... MOM GET THE F*ck OUT OF HERE!!!

    PFF
    The Pacers are in the best position right now... Ike Diogu and Shawne Williams are gonna be the faces of the franchise, and we're gonna own!

    dsounG
    Oh my God! They killed Kenny... you bastard!

    KB24
    [whisper]I'd like to give a shoutout to BALLAHOLLIC, CelticBalla32, and playaofthegame over at BBW. That's bballworld.us. That's a great forum for you basketball fans. Also check out OTR forums and thisboardsucks.net.[/whisper]

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC? @ May 14 2007, 01:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>CelticBalla32:

    Wow, That's my boy Rajon Rondo! I love this Kid, he's absolutely PHENOMENAL! Rondo can rebound like a forward, play solid defense, and take good care of the ball. He's the future PG of the Boston dynasty baby, thats my boy right there. I LOVE this game!!!</div>
    [​IMG] When I get excited, I do that a LOT. That was great Tony... no wait, it was PHENOMENAL!

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (austingriz @ May 14 2007, 04:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Your my dude CB32, but that is very true... [​IMG]</div>
    Yeah, but I don't make posts like that and think "Ahaha I'm gonna tell people things they don't know!" When you talk about Kevin Durant's game... is it not mandatory to list some of his strengths? That's what I don't get about when people say that stuff about my posts. Yes.. I list what Durant can do... that's the point of the post. What the hell else is there to say?
     
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    come on, I wanna be made fun of...
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (austingriz @ May 14 2007, 05:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>come on, I wanna be made fun of...</div>
    oh my god for the last time... Memphis is not tanking!
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (gentile @ May 14 2007, 04:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>The CaptainI'm a young wise-ass that can't get the stains off Thompson's shorts. George Bush is a genius no matter what Mensa says. Somebody do me.</div>Yeah, sums it up.
     
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    Ballahollic:I have never lied once in my life. I'm an honest kind of guy.I own 6 plasma screen TV's all 50+ inches, 2 PS3's, have 3 cars, have my own personal home, have a Olympic size swimming pool, have a tennis court, 2 NBA size basketball courts (one inside, one outside), but I'm not rich, I'm more middle class than anything.S_Guard:I wish I waz wite(.) black chiks aint want nothin from us(.)all dey want is dem wite boys(.)dey got all the money homie im tellin ya(.)
     

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