OT Bed Bath & Beyond CFO falls to death days after company announces massive closures and layoffs

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  1. BigGameDamian

    BigGameDamian Well-Known Member

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  2. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Jumped to his death rather than to face fraud charges.
     
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    tlongII Legendary Poster

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    Wow. I can’t imagine fucking up so bad that you would jump from a high rise.
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    He had already figured out the Bed. Already faced and understood the Bath. The only further place to explore, was the Beyond.
     
  5. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Our consumerism has cursed us. The Bed Bath and Beyond’s and Circuit cities are just part of it.

    The backbone is weak and fragile. I think it will be in my lifetime that we see a lot of options of things change. Like no more chili with cheese in it. From here on out it’s strictly chili without cheese… You’ll have to buy the cheese and add it to a can of regular chili yourself.

    And brick and Mortar stores are just going to continue getting smashed. It’s foolish for people to think they can save Gamestop.
     
  6. riverman

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    My guess is he went to bed..woke up took a bath and then capped it off with a leap into the beyond
     
  7. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Our brains work in waaaay too similar ways.
     
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    He was beyond saving his job, and the Compay was taking a bath, and he put himself to bed.
     
  9. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Was he Russian, by any chance? Russians are very careless around high windows.

    barfo
     
  10. stampedehero

    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    He took the fall. This reminds me of the Lukoil executives being wasted by an "unknown" entity.
     
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    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    Keep Hope Bro.......We'll make it!. Visit a Wendy's
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Paper hands.
     
  13. Chris Craig

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    I put my own cheese in my Chili dammit!
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Cleanup on aisle 3 #BAM
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    There is a lot of that happening over there lately... people "accidentally" falling out of windows.
     
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