OT Beer deliverymen talk man out of jumping off bridge by offering him a 12-pack of Coors Light

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    If it was Wookie wouldn't the story have been "...by offering him their entire truckload of Coors Light, which he consumed on the spot"?

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    Hey, I'm such an old guy and I love beer. Sadly, docs have limited me to one beer and not too often although sometimes I cheat and have two. Shhhhhhh
     
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    Yeah, I think I saw him near a Coors truck. Why?
     
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    My man, you have to work the system. No one said how big that one beer could be.
     
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    Yep, I sometimes make it a big one. Sometimes I get a pint. My heart literally cannot take more than that, well, maybe 24 ounces infrequently.
     
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    If it's Wookie it would have to be a Coors tanker....he'd be there with a hose
     
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    Beer works. Cold beer works best.
     
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    Fake news. Impossible. Within the vicinity he would move like the flash. You would never see him near it. Only in it.
     
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