Best Comments on Vikings Scandal

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  1. vikingfan

    vikingfan nfl-*****s member

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    Whenever players mess up in a serious way as the Vikings did at "Water Gate 2005, Vikings Style", there are always a number of good, witty comments. Here are my favorites:

    "Its the only offensive accomplishment by this team all year" - Unknown
    "The Vikings couldn't score on the field, so they decided to pay for it" - Unknown
    "When Kirby Puckett was accused of sexual assault it was called a scandal, for these Vikings its called Tuesday" - Sean Jensen, PioneerPlanet.com

    and my personal favorite as of right now

    "I don't see what the big deal is. Aren't Vikings supposed to rape, pillage, & cause mayhem on the water?" - Our very own BA

    Any other favorites out there?
     
  2. Bearsfan1

    Bearsfan1 2 Time Defending FF Champion

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    Well, i hate to post same comment twice but. . . .

    "Only one thing could make Minnesota's week worse: Randy Moss springing for 195 yards and three TDs in this game, then simulating sex toys and yacht captain movements for his touchdown dances."

    I love hating the vikes
     
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    Wannab Favre nfl-*****s member

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    They are all genius!
     
  4. vikingfan

    vikingfan nfl-*****s member

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    Got a new one...

    On Sunday morning, I just really want to hear Chris Berman ask Michael Irvin how a midweek orgy affected his performance on the field. Because you know he has an answer.

    --AND--

    If Randy Moss were here, he probably would have walked right off that boat before the final horn blew the sex dinghy off shore.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (vikingfan)</div><div class='quotemain'>Got a new one...

    On Sunday morning, I just really want to hear Chris Berman ask Michael Irvin how a midweek orgy affected his performance on the field. Because you know he has an answer.

    --AND--

    If Randy Moss were here, he probably would have walked right off that boat before the final horn blew the sex dinghy off shore.</div>

    I read this, at Deadspin, this morning,

    Randy Moss can't get the Vikings out of his system; like many of his old teammates on that boat, he hurt his groin yesterday.
     

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