Best trashtalk lines

[ShortyC20]

"Somone grab the marshmallows...cuz I'm on FIRE!!"

"Man my back hurts...from carryin my team!"

haha

post your best Basketball Trash Talk lines

 

[Sex Panther]

“Need a hug, Kobe?”

 

[Really Lost One]

"you suck"

^ the best trash talking line ever

 

[NJNetz]

After crossing someone over badly.

"God, somebody get him a pair of new ankles"

 

[50]

Hey man your eyes are on the ground, let me get them for you..... And damn man, here are your ankles too.

 

[Shapecity]

"What are you doing off the bench? You belong there for a reason, don't worry I'll make sure you're back on the bench in no time." ~ Adam Morrison

"I was starting my rookie season." ~ Jason Kidd as he ran past Deron Williams during a game.

 

[NJNetz]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting shapecity:</div><div class="quote_post">"What are you doing off the bench? You belong there for a reason, don't worry I'll make sure you're back on the bench in no time." ~ Adam Morrison

"I was starting my rookie season." ~ Jason Kidd as he ran past Deron Williams during a game.</div>


That's a funny line... but I thought someone on JBB made that line up instead of J-Kidd saying it.

 

[Shapecity]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting NbaBaller:</div><div class="quote_post">That's a funny line... but I thought someone on JBB made that line up instead of J-Kidd saying it.</div>

He mentioned it during his interview on Quite Frankly.

 

[Jurassic]

When I talk trash I like to make it personal. For example, if the guy guarding me has a lot of gel in his hair or looks prissy I might say something like:

"Give me the ball so I can light up this Backstreet Boy."

"You came dressed like this is a fashion show, so I know you can't ball."

 

[Beat]

Any time a hit someone with a pump fake or beat someone of the dribble after they reached a always yell "Stupid!"
Another popular one around my way "You reach, I teach"

 

[Shapecity]

For some reason there's a lot of Allen Iverson posers out here in SoCal. They play with fake bling in their ears, have at least 5 baller bands (it used to be rubber bands), the head band, wrist bands, oversize jersey, and extra baggy shorts.

The worst part is they call the weakest fouls and talk the most trash. My favorite counter is this ...

"Are you trying to be the best Allen Iverson you can be? ... Yeah, well try harder."

 

[ShortyC20]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting authentiq:</div><div class="quote_post">“Need a hug, Kobe?”

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"Kobe you look like you could use a hug"
(Raja Bell's mother as Kobe walks out of the arena, and being eliminated from the playoffs.)

True quote!!! hahaha

 

[MrBigShot_23]

My personal favorite is: "They call me the bus driver...because I take kids to school!"

 

[Crossover]

I usually say things that are situational.

Of course, "I'll break your ankles up to your knees" is always fun.

 

[Nasty]

"Your coach must not like you, cus he's having you guard me"

 

[Chutney]

I always find the most effective trashtalking is when you don't even address your opponent directly. For example, if a player is getting ready to shoot the ball, I'll yell to my teammates "Just get ready for the rebound, you know he can't make it from there. " Or if I wanted the ball, I'll say something like "Pass it here, this guy can't do sh*t to stop me." It gives off the impression that you don't even respect your opponent enough to talk to him directly.

 

[TimmyDMVP]

i usually help them out and ball on my knees, they try to strip the ball and i get up quickly and run right past them.

 

[jay1425404353]

"Don't let him shoot. Don't let him pass. Make sure the puck goes straight up his ass"

 

[BassPlaya]

"Nothing stopped him but the endzone"