OT Bitegate

Wouldn't have happened if Major was allowed a gun because guns don't bite people. People do.

 

The Biden administration is a scandal a day.

 

And Sly claims he was in Vegas.

 

If the bitee's rank is Major, this would be a Major Major Major - which is still 1 Major short of a catch-22.

 

I totally thought this was gonna be about dogecoin.

 

And trump only put his security team in danger when he went on the ride to wave to his supports with covid19

trump would never allow a dog to bite one of them!

 

I think these dogs just don't support the Biden candidacy. Remember how one of them made him fall and hurt himself in December? These dogs clearly think the presidency distracts him and makes him pay less attention to the dogs. Plus dogs love being rubbed on the shoulders while someone whispers in their ears and they are totally not creeped out by this.

 

What do you expect from a German Shepard? They are bred to be aggressive guard dogs.

 

Me? If I were that German Shepard I would've chewed. If there's anything a German Shepard can't stand it's being called a lousy Kraut.

 

I've had two German Shepards and my mom had a different two and none of them ever bit anyone ever. It's how you raise them that matters just like children.

 

I believe Colbert had a great line about that - we finally have a Biden administration scandal - and it's literally "Dog bites man"