BJ Penn wants to be Governor of Hawaii [update: nope]

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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    https://www.mmamania.com/2021/10/6/22713635/b-j-penn-governor-ufc-mma-news

    “Yea, I am definitely planning on it,” Penn told his manager, Christopher Taylor, in a story for BJPenn.com. “It is 99.9 percent right now.

    “The current state of Hawaii — I feel obligated to do something,” he continued. “They keep closing down our businesses and shutting down the economy. My people are hurting and somebody needs to stand up and do something. I just want to make it clear, I am not here for the office. I am here for the people and I am here for our freedoms. That’s why I am here. The chief is only the chief because of the love of the people.”

    Penn will run on an anti-mask, anti-vaccine platform. Perfect spokesperson for that lot. Penn has been accused of physical and sexual abuse by his long-time girlfriend, got into a street fight that was uploaded to the internet and made him look like a fool, got a DUI that he wasn't charged for, then another one he was charged for, along with being the subject of a paternity suit, all since 2019.
     
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    The last thing this country needs is another lunatic governor. Dude has too much brain damage to be qualified for office and thats not even including his assault accusations. Fuck BJ Penn.
     
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    He beat the support into her.
     
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    welp since you don't need to be able to string 3 coherent sentences together to get elected, he has a chance.
     
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    Nice to see you make an appearance! Hope all is well!
     
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    Didn't work out for BJ.

     
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    Contest the results so you can continue to fund-raise, I assume.
     
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    Yeah someone sent him the playbook.

     

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