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  1. Bronzewyrm

    Bronzewyrm No Fks Given

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    This is a thread for all your random thoughts. No need to start a new thread, just slap down whats on your mind. let the chips land where they may!

    I'll Start.


    Is it worse to take the batteries out of your "adult toys" to make the kids' toys work, or to take the batteries out the kids' toys to make the "adult toys" work?:breakdance:


    Bronze.
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    You primarily looking for Jack-Handie-style "Deep Thoughts"? Or will any ol' random thought be welcome here? Either way, most of mine end up being related to my kids.

    When you're first getting married and planning a family, it never occurs to you that the sentence, "You do NOT take a chip out of your mouth and place it back into the bag" will ever need to be uttered. But in fact, it probably will.
     
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    If the adult toy is a remote control....sure
     
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    My random thought mantra.....it'll pass
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    ...as long as you eat enough fiber.
     
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    Wonder if any of the 90s Blazers frequented the Jack Shacks.
     
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    Neither are bad...if you need batteries, you need batteries.
     
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    I always thought air was free till I bought a bag of chips
     
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    Can athiests get insurance for an act of God?
     
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    Most Insurance companies don't pay for what they consider acts of God
     
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    Do dyslexic people see caps lock as cock slap?
     
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    Do dyslexic cops give drunk drivers IUD's?
     
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    Ouch
     
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    What if UFOs are piloted by humans from the past, who nearly destroyed their race with technological advances and now live in space and watch over the planet to make sure we don't make the same mistake? What if the "Men in Black" are some of those people, and that's why they look so weird and pale?
     
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    I just finished clearing snow with my trusty Troy Bilt 24" snow thrower/blower. An hour and a half of that exercise makes me feel satisfied and wholesome. 8 inches of snow here in wonderful freakin NJ. I used it on both of my neighbors driveways too. One guy has a torn rotator cuff and the other had a heart attack last year. Somehow doing this makes me feel 100% human. IMG_25341418.JPG < Earlier in the day! Please- no one post they relaxed in their pool in sunny 70oF this afternoon.
     
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    My favorite joke

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    I guess you really are a hero.

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