Blazers sign Jesus Christ to 10 day contract

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  1. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Sounds like this move was to spite his father, we all know that "God hates the Portland Trailblazers".

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    Will be interesting to see how this affects us going down the stretch and into the playoffs!










    April Fools!
     
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  2. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    Great. Another white guy....oh wait....
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    As a player, or as part of the medical staff?
     
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    BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94 AWOL

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    I heard this Christ fellow has a mean handle and step back.
     
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  5. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    I wonder if he can turn water into Coors light.

    Oh, wait....never mind.
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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  7. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Well played, Sir.


    Well played, indeed.
     
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  8. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Hopefully he can Mr. Miyagi Wes' Achilles.
     
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  9. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    What kind of hang time does this dude have?
     
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    Well, he is around 5'5 but has a vert of well over 30,000 feet. So, you tell me.
     
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    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    That's not Jesus. It's his younger brother Steven:

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    BNM
     
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    Hang time jokes for Jesus 2 days before Good Friday? Hmm, at least I will know one person in hell..........
     
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  13. riverman

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    Can we trade him for Mike Conley before his knees crumble?
     
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  14. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Thanks. I'll be here all week. Tip (name redacted to protect the virtuous) wife! :)
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    He already has bad hands and feet.
     
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    which inevitably causes knee stress
     
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    JC could end up leading the league in technicals
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    He has holes in His game.





    And in His hands.
     
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    It's the "love thine enemy" that raises a flag for me..sort of plays for every team if you get my drift
     
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    Oh, ouch. We're going to have a blast.
     
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