Breaking News........ Greg Ostertag Edition!

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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    The man,the legend himself is 2 seats to the right of me as I type. About to fly from San Jose to PDX. Is he the missing piece? Is he the star Quick said KP is going after? Can you imagine him as our starting center on opening night! And yes he does have a GAY Fred Flintstone tattoo on his leg!
     
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    lmao!
     
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    Ostertag is being brought in as an assistant big man coach. Clearly this means that Jerry Sloan is our new head coach. Paul Allen is selling the franchise to the Mormon church. A Jeff Hornacek look-a-like will be our new mascot (Horny the Rube!) and the Blazer dancer are going to be replaced with members of the Tabernacle Choir.

    How do I know? See, I had found these stones in my back yard, and I was able to read this tablet through them....
     
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    Thanks for the warning that you are heading home. Now I know I've got plenty of time to make myself a sandwich and give your wife a nice long passionate kiss goodbye.
     
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    This just made me laughREAL hard.
     
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    Talked to him, said he and his hot wife are visiting some friends. Sorry to get u guys all excited.
     
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