Breaking News! Oregon Duck decapitated while skydiving!

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  1. SlyPokerDog

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    Chris Fowler ‏@cbfowler BREAKING NEWS; The ORE Duck head is missing. While skydiving today, it came loose & plummeted to earth. A search is ongoing. No joke.



    Chris Fowler ‏@cbfowler
    To clarify, the lost Duck head is only the third string model. No panic in Eugene. But the depth is impacted.



    Chris Fowler ‏@cbfowler
    BREAKING NEWS: ORE Duck head has been recovered. In one piece. A good samaritan happened upon it and returned it. Crisis averted.
     
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    Zalsa I like salsa

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    I honestly thought to god that a player got his brains smooshed while skydiving.

    I had a little laugh from this
     
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    Slow news day in Duckville?
     

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