Bulls "Cheerleader" Tryouts Heh. This is amusing. The Bulls are looking for male cheerleaders to attend tryouts on Thursday. Not college guys, Chicago guys. The bigger the better: <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Men over the age of 21 who are Bulls enthusiasts waiting to be part of the action need to wait no longer. The Bulls are currently looking to assemble a team of 12-15 men to entertain fans at home games. No performance or dance experience is required. In fact, the less experienced the better. The ideal candidate for the to-be-named team is a man who enjoys being the life of the party, proudly displays a wacky sense of humor and rarely, if ever, visits the health club. If you?ve ever owned the nickname ?Tiny,? ?Moose,? ?Tubby,? ?Lumpy,? or ?Bubba,? this team is for you. If you show your fan loyalty by painting your face and/or chest, using your shirt as a makeshift rally towel, shaving a logo into your head or starting lively chants in the stands, you are the perfect man for the job. </div> http://www.nba.com/bulls/news/bigfans_030827.html
oh DAMN! that's funny. I'm out. Not only do I live in Montreal but at 6'6" and 190lbs I'm more of a "stretch" than a "moose". Too bad.