I coughed up a fur ball in honor of the occasion. My wife got ticked when I rubbed against her leg though.
Also, in honor of the day: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ko...e-chases-coyote-in-portland-neighborhood/amp/
You didn't mean men, you meant me, you bastard. One little tiny secret between us and you can't even keep that.