As Chad is coming to New England I decided to dig up this article on him. Here goes: I love Chad Ochocinco. I love how he doesn't have any sort of run-in with the law. I hate Chad Ochocinco. I hate how Ochocinco doesn't even mean 85. Ochenticeite does. Be good or be good at it. I love how Chad Ochocinco runs his mouth and then backs it up on the field. I hate how Chad Ochocinco practices his touchdown celebrations more than practicing scoring touchdowns. I love how he raced a horse just to prove the haters wrong. I hate how his fifteen minutes of fame are long expired. I love how he lives life to the fullest and doesn't care what people think. I hate how he tried to bribe the referee with a one dollar bill. Who does he think he? No one will change a call for a buck. I love how every time he is fined, he donates an equal amount to charity. I hate how he watches tape of MLS then tape of the NFL. I love how every morning I eat a balanced breakfast of OchocincOs, his cereal. I hate that he has less class then Principal David Jimenez of the Manhattan Center for Science and Mathematics. I love how if you locked all the weathermen of the world in a room they still couldn't figure out what he would do next. I hate how unlike wine, he hasn't got better with age. I love how whenever I turn on the TV to see what he did next, he hasn't killed anyone. I hate how he has an ego bigger then Rex Ryan's belly. I love how he is more entertaining then all the TV programs ever made. I hate how whenever I am watching games I see his talent go to waste. I love how he just doesn't care,"If you love me,I'll always be in your heart. If you hate me,I'll always be on your mind." I hate how his reality shows air more then his NFL games. I love how he stays out of trouble off the field and likes to have fun on it. I hate how he can only talk about himself. I love how he bought unsold tickets so a game wouldn't get blacked out. I hate how he said he hated the social media using social media. I love how he created an iPhone app called Mad Chad. I hate how he goes to the Cincinnati Bengals cheerleaders and begins to flirt and dance with them. I love he has stayed with the Cincinnati Bengal's his whole career, even when they were bad. I hate how he named three of his kids Chad,Cha'iel and Chade. Talk about arrogant. I love how he was on Dancing With the Stars to practice his footwork and got to the Final Four. I hate how he was on Dancing With the Stars, a kiss of death for any athlete. I love how he has the Most Receiving Yards Per Game in the NFL. Ever. I hate that during the 2005 season, Ochocinco announced that he would keep a checklist, titled who Covered 85 in '05, that would evaluate the defensive backs that successfully managed to cover him. I love how he has seven Bengals franchise records including the most touchdown catches in Bengals history. I hate that he wore a gold jacket that read "Future H.o.F 20??". I love how he was featured in a national pistachio commercial, twice. I hate how he is a cancer to a locker room. I love how said he was going to change his name to Hachi Go. Just as the words Ocho Cinco translate to 8 and 5 in Spanish, the words Hachi Go translate to 8 and 5 in Japanese. He couldn't for money reasons. I hate that he did not give away a Lexus that was supposed to be raffled off. He also didn't give trips to two people (one to Europe; one to Hawaii), that Ochocinco was supposed to but never awarded. I love everything Chad Ochocinco stands for. I hate everything Chad Ochocinco stands for. I love Chad Ochocinco. I hate Chad Ochocinco.
