I love Chad Ochocinco. I love how he doesn't have any sort of run-in with the law. I hate Chad Ochocinco. I hate how Ochocinco doesn't even mean 85. Ochenticeite does. Be good or be good at it. I love how Chad Ochocinco runs his mouth and then backs it up on the field. I hate how Chad Ochocinco practices his touchdown celebrations more than practicing scoring touchdowns. I love how he raced a horse just to prove the haters wrong. I hate how his fifteen minutes of fame are long expired. I love how he lives life to the fullest and doesn't care what people think. I hate how he tried to bribe the referee with a one dollar bill. Who does he think he? No one will change a call for a buck. I love how every time he is fined, he donates an equal amount to charity. I hate how he watches tape of MLS then tape of the NFL. I love how every morning I eat a balanced breakfast of OchocincOs, his cereal. I hate that he has less class then Principal David Jimenez of the Manhattan Center for Science and Mathematics. I love how if you locked all the weathermen of the world in a room they still couldn't figure out what he would do next. I hate how unlike wine, he hasn't got better with age. I love how whenever I turn on the TV to see what he did next, he hasn't killed anyone. I hate how he has an ego bigger then Rex Ryan's belly. I love how he is more entertaining then all the TV programs ever made. I hate how whenever I am watching games I see his talent go to waste. I love how he just doesn't care,"If you love me,I'll always be in your heart. If you hate me,I'll always be on your mind." I hate how his reality shows air more then his NFL games. I love how he stays out of trouble off the field and likes to have fun on it. I hate how he can only talk about himself. I love how he bought unsold tickets so a game wouldn't get blacked out. I hate how he said he hated the social media using social media. I love how he created an iPhone app called Mad Chad. I hate how he goes to the Cincinnati Bengals cheerleaders and begins to flirt and dance with them. I love he has stayed with the Cincinnati Bengal's his whole career, even when they were bad. I hate how he named three of his kids Chad,Cha'iel and Chade. Talk about arrogant. I love how he was on Dancing With the Stars to practice his footwork and got to the Final Four. I hate how he was on Dancing With the Stars, a kiss of death for any athlete… read the rest of the story at http://thelockeroom.webs.com/apps/blog/entries/show/7569936-child-please-or-ochocincno-
